1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in BSPlayer CTRL P > Subtitles > Online Subtitles 2 00:00:49,468 --> 00:00:51,268 Where's the damn negotiator? 3 00:00:51,337 --> 00:00:53,070 They said 10 minutes. 10 minutes? 4 00:00:53,138 --> 00:00:56,106 They're all gonna be dead in 10 minutes. 5 00:00:56,175 --> 00:00:58,075 Sir, I think we got company. 6 00:01:07,686 --> 00:01:09,319 What the hell is he doing here? 7 00:01:09,388 --> 00:01:12,256 I don't know. Son of a bitch thinks he's a hero now. 8 00:01:24,837 --> 00:01:26,970 Well, he's gonna get us all ki-- 9 00:01:30,109 --> 00:01:32,142 Look out, Jack! 10 00:01:32,211 --> 00:01:34,444 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 11 00:01:36,382 --> 00:01:37,648 Get down! 12 00:01:38,884 --> 00:01:41,118 No, Jack! No! 13 00:01:57,703 --> 00:01:58,702 No! 14 00:01:58,771 --> 00:02:00,304 Jack! 15 00:02:00,372 --> 00:02:01,805 Jack! 16 00:02:01,874 --> 00:02:03,373 Don't leave me, Jack! 17 00:02:03,442 --> 00:02:05,909 Don't leave me! Jack! 18 00:02:05,978 --> 00:02:06,910 No! 19 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:08,745 No! 20 00:02:08,814 --> 00:02:14,251 Nooooo! 21 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,187 Nooo! 22 00:02:17,256 --> 00:02:19,823 Cut! Cut! No! 23 00:02:19,892 --> 00:02:21,558 That's a cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 24 00:02:21,627 --> 00:02:22,726 Are those the lines? 25 00:02:22,795 --> 00:02:25,062 Is that the script? Give-- 26 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:26,730 Colton! 27 00:02:26,799 --> 00:02:27,831 Hey, man, are you okay? 28 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,433 I think I hurt my back. 29 00:02:29,501 --> 00:02:31,335 You were so good, man. 30 00:02:31,403 --> 00:02:33,370 I know why I quit acting now. 31 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:35,272 Yeah. Everything looked just fine to me. 32 00:02:35,341 --> 00:02:36,940 You looked fine to me. 33 00:02:37,009 --> 00:02:39,009 Let me rub that back for you. 34 00:02:39,078 --> 00:02:40,377 Good job, Marty. Come on. 35 00:02:40,446 --> 00:02:42,379 Come on. Come on. Let me rub that for you. 36 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:43,380 What happened to the scene? 37 00:02:43,449 --> 00:02:44,514 What happened to the comedy? 38 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:46,283 Well, I changed a few things, kid. 39 00:02:46,352 --> 00:02:47,784 You changed some things? 40 00:02:47,853 --> 00:02:49,619 You can't do that. Were you gonna tell anyone? 41 00:02:49,688 --> 00:02:51,722 Well, you know, I-- Wasn't working for me. 42 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,857 It might be a little too funny. 43 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:55,425 Yeah, it was too funny. Yeah. 44 00:02:55,494 --> 00:02:57,094 Too funny? It's supposed to be funny. 45 00:02:57,162 --> 00:02:59,696 It's a comedy. It's called "Clown Cops." 46 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:00,764 Yeah, well, my friend-- 47 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,632 You came out of a pizza cop car. 48 00:03:02,701 --> 00:03:04,601 My friend just got shot, Joshie. 49 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,370 It's a flesh wound. He lives. 50 00:03:06,438 --> 00:03:07,971 Yeah. I mean, you seen the scene. 51 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,973 Have you read the scene? Have you read the script? 52 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,408 Yeah, I have, but my character hasn't. 53 00:03:11,477 --> 00:03:13,043 You know, in my opinion, 54 00:03:13,112 --> 00:03:15,212 it should be more serious, I think. 55 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,381 You think? No, you're not paid to think. 56 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:19,616 You're paid to act, I'm paid to direct, 57 00:03:19,685 --> 00:03:21,318 and it's not going well. 58 00:03:21,387 --> 00:03:22,919 I'm gonna have to tell the studio. 59 00:03:22,988 --> 00:03:25,055 I don't want to have to tell the studio. 60 00:03:25,124 --> 00:03:26,823 No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Joshie, no, no, no. 61 00:03:26,892 --> 00:03:29,226 You know what it is? I'm--Whoa! I'm crashing. 62 00:03:29,294 --> 00:03:30,427 That's the problem. I'm crashing. 63 00:03:30,496 --> 00:03:31,762 Are you okay? Low blood sugar! 64 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:32,896 Whoa! Whoa! Chair! 65 00:03:32,965 --> 00:03:35,732 Chair! Chair! Chair! Whoo hoo hoo! 66 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:37,768 I'm telling you, I'm no good-- Where's Kyle? 67 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:39,836 Maybe I need a salad or something. Kyle! 68 00:03:39,905 --> 00:03:41,238 Kyle! Yes, Mr. West. 69 00:03:41,306 --> 00:03:42,839 Kyle! Lips! Lips! Quickly! Quickly! 70 00:03:45,077 --> 00:03:47,744 Well, okay. Kyle, where's that salad, 71 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,413 the kale salad from Lou's? 72 00:03:49,481 --> 00:03:50,847 There was a problem, Mr. West. 73 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:52,115 A problem? 74 00:03:52,184 --> 00:03:53,750 Your credit card maybe was declined. 75 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:56,119 Who knows? I don't-- What? 76 00:03:56,188 --> 00:03:57,788 Um, this is very lovely. 77 00:03:57,856 --> 00:04:00,290 Just go get some food. 78 00:04:00,359 --> 00:04:02,325 Get your blood sugar into just a nice comfy place... 79 00:04:02,394 --> 00:04:03,660 I need something. Thank you. 80 00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:05,362 and then you come back here... Thank you. 81 00:04:05,431 --> 00:04:07,330 and then read the freaking scene as scripted! 82 00:04:07,399 --> 00:04:08,365 I promise. I pro--Ooh. 83 00:04:08,434 --> 00:04:09,366 This is nice. 84 00:04:09,435 --> 00:04:11,001 This is a nice sport coat. 85 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:12,035 Barney's? Where's this from? 86 00:04:12,104 --> 00:04:13,303 It's from my grandfather. 87 00:04:13,372 --> 00:04:14,538 It's beautiful, really beautiful, 88 00:04:14,606 --> 00:04:16,206 lovely. I'm sorry I snapped. 89 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:17,641 It's okay. It happens. 90 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,476 Just read the scene. It's moviemaking. Okay. 91 00:04:19,545 --> 00:04:20,844 All right, people, we're resetting! 92 00:04:20,913 --> 00:04:22,112 Back to one! 93 00:04:22,181 --> 00:04:24,047 I'll be better! I'll be better. 94 00:04:24,116 --> 00:04:25,949 I swear I'll be better. What happened? 95 00:04:26,018 --> 00:04:28,385 What happened with the credit card? How'd it get declined? 96 00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:31,655 Well, there were several suspicious charges... 97 00:04:31,723 --> 00:04:33,190 What? in Fort Lauderdale. 98 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:35,725 Fort Lauderdale? Who's in Fort Lauderdale? I-- 99 00:04:35,794 --> 00:04:38,895 Gee. Look, just call the credit card company. 100 00:04:38,964 --> 00:04:39,896 Approve the charges. 101 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,965 Get my kale salad, and do s-- 102 00:04:42,034 --> 00:04:44,634 Wow. Wow, you're so muscular. 103 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:45,902 Yeah. Looks nice. 104 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:46,903 You're working out. 105 00:04:46,972 --> 00:04:48,238 Sort of. Good. Okay. 106 00:04:48,307 --> 00:04:49,372 Yeah. 107 00:04:49,441 --> 00:04:51,341 I'm not. 108 00:05:10,796 --> 00:05:12,496 Fort Lauderdale? 109 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:14,030 Fort Lauderdale? 110 00:05:14,099 --> 00:05:15,398 Who said I was in Fort Lauderdale? 111 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:17,100 Your best friends, Amex and Visa. 112 00:05:17,169 --> 00:05:18,735 Hey, will you pass me that mango colada? 113 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:20,203 Hey! Shh. COLTON: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 114 00:05:20,272 --> 00:05:22,405 That's not code name for a science book? 115 00:05:22,474 --> 00:05:23,406 Mango colada? 116 00:05:23,475 --> 00:05:24,841 No, it's a beverage. 117 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:27,878 Well, that's alcohol, and it's Friday. 118 00:05:27,946 --> 00:05:30,113 I'm 21, and I'm parched. 119 00:05:30,182 --> 00:05:31,448 Besides, we didn't have class today, 120 00:05:31,517 --> 00:05:32,849 so we have a three-day weekend. 121 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:34,384 Some of us went to the beach, 122 00:05:34,453 --> 00:05:35,685 so stop freakin' out. 123 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:37,621 I'm not freakin' out, okay? Look, 124 00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:40,257 I'm supposed to be looking after you while your mother's gone. 125 00:05:40,325 --> 00:05:42,692 How am I supposed to do that when I can't find you? 126 00:05:42,761 --> 00:05:45,061 I'm not 10. I don't have to tell you everything. 127 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:46,363 Well, you know what? 128 00:05:46,431 --> 00:05:49,099 You do, as long as I'm paying for it. 129 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:50,467 I'm fine, 130 00:05:50,536 --> 00:05:52,702 and I don't need my stepdad babysitting me. 131 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:54,871 You're not checking up on Mom every day 132 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,641 while she's halfway across the world on some yoga retreat, are you? 133 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:58,875 Hey, you know what, Raya? 134 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:00,210 You're not your mother, okay? 135 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,379 And she had a very tough year last year. 136 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:03,380 You know that. 137 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:04,781 My mom's gonna be fine. 138 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:08,151 And, no, you're right. I wasn't there. 139 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:12,455 I was stuck in a library for 72 hours studying for finals week, 140 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:16,326 being responsible, which is why you can trust me now, Colt. 141 00:06:16,395 --> 00:06:17,627 I do trust you, Raya, 142 00:06:17,696 --> 00:06:19,629 and I know you could take care of yourself. 143 00:06:19,698 --> 00:06:21,665 I know you're responsible. 144 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:23,833 And, Raya... 145 00:06:23,902 --> 00:06:26,169 you can call me Dad. 146 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:29,606 My God. 147 00:06:29,675 --> 00:06:30,607 My God. 148 00:06:34,146 --> 00:06:35,078 My God. 149 00:06:35,147 --> 00:06:36,279 Raya? 150 00:06:42,721 --> 00:06:45,021 What just happened? 151 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,523 Nothing good. 152 00:06:57,903 --> 00:07:00,036 They're here. 153 00:07:09,548 --> 00:07:10,814 Lavalantula! 154 00:07:12,117 --> 00:07:13,316 Run! 155 00:07:33,572 --> 00:07:34,571 Watch out! 156 00:07:42,914 --> 00:07:44,914 God! Raya! 157 00:07:44,983 --> 00:07:46,049 Casey! 158 00:07:46,118 --> 00:07:48,151 Casey! Raya! 159 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:50,220 Help me! 160 00:07:50,288 --> 00:07:51,221 No! 161 00:07:53,225 --> 00:07:55,925 Casey! Casey! 162 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:01,164 We have to go! 163 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:14,044 Hey, this is Raya. Leave me a message. 164 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:15,278 Bye. 165 00:08:15,347 --> 00:08:17,914 Raya, call me back. It's your dad. 166 00:08:17,983 --> 00:08:19,582 This is Lisa Johnson, 167 00:08:19,651 --> 00:08:22,352 and I am here in the downtown district of Fort Lauderdale 168 00:08:22,421 --> 00:08:25,221 after massive sinkholes all over the city 169 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:27,457 have birthed another wave of lavalantulas. 170 00:08:27,526 --> 00:08:29,759 And almost a year ago to the day 171 00:08:29,828 --> 00:08:32,028 where they first wreaked havoc on Los Angeles. 172 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:34,731 The big question on everyone's mind right now 173 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,633 is when will the military take action? 174 00:08:36,702 --> 00:08:41,805 Or does Florida need Colton West? 175 00:08:41,873 --> 00:08:45,041 This is Lisa Johnson signing off from downtown Fort Lauderdale. 176 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:46,710 I'm not doing this again. 177 00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:56,052 Hey, did you feel that? 178 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,620 No. 179 00:08:57,689 --> 00:09:00,123 Hey, man, this is not California. 180 00:09:00,192 --> 00:09:02,492 Things do not shake like this in Florida. 181 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:04,828 Not outside of South Beach, anyway. 182 00:09:04,896 --> 00:09:05,829 Are you all right? 183 00:09:05,897 --> 00:09:07,497 Army helicopters, shaking! 184 00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:09,432 I'm having a bad déjà vu. 185 00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:11,234 No, you're not. 186 00:09:11,303 --> 00:09:12,936 Were you on the phone with somebody? 187 00:09:13,004 --> 00:09:14,504 Yeah, my daughter, Raya. 188 00:09:14,573 --> 00:09:16,740 Where's she at? Fort Lauderdale. 189 00:09:16,808 --> 00:09:21,177 Man, I heard that's where the epicenter of all this mess is. 190 00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:24,581 Come on, Colton. What would Red Rocket do, man? 191 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,327 Where are those guns you were working on? 192 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:41,765 You okay? 193 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:47,504 This is a modified XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System, 194 00:09:47,572 --> 00:09:51,174 specially designed to shoot armor-piercing 50-millimeter rounds 195 00:09:51,243 --> 00:09:53,843 and my favorite, liquid-nitrogen bombés. 196 00:09:53,912 --> 00:09:55,011 Ooh. 197 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,046 The Army likes to call this... 198 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,184 the Punisher. 199 00:10:01,253 --> 00:10:03,486 And Swiss Army knife in the clip. 200 00:10:03,555 --> 00:10:04,821 But with our modifications, 201 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:07,457 I call her a cold day in Hell. 202 00:10:07,526 --> 00:10:09,726 Ha ha ha. Have you tested it? 203 00:10:09,795 --> 00:10:11,728 Nope, but she's pretty as hell. 204 00:10:11,797 --> 00:10:14,364 Mr. West, they're calling everyone back to set. 205 00:10:14,432 --> 00:10:16,299 Go ahead. 206 00:10:16,368 --> 00:10:18,234 We're not going back to set, Kyle. 207 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:20,170 Excuse me? When you signed up for this, 208 00:10:20,238 --> 00:10:21,638 you knew what it was gonna entail, 209 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,206 didn't you? Yes, Mr. West. 210 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:25,375 And you said it was okay with you, didn't you? 211 00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:27,710 Yes, Mr. West. So I gotta know, punk, 212 00:10:27,779 --> 00:10:30,547 are you in, or are you out? 213 00:10:30,615 --> 00:10:32,749 If it means I can stop getting your salads 214 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:35,718 and start shooting spiders, Mr. West, then I am all in. 215 00:10:35,787 --> 00:10:38,054 Wait. Who's shooting spiders? 216 00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:40,356 No, the only thing we're doing is shooting a scene, 217 00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,358 a very large, expensive scene 218 00:10:42,427 --> 00:10:44,594 that's going tens of thousands of dollars over budget every minute. 219 00:10:44,663 --> 00:10:46,196 Calm down, Joshie. 220 00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:47,831 Here's the deal. 221 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,399 I'm gonna go take a whiz, 222 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:52,235 and then you and I, Mr. Director, 223 00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:54,504 we're gonna make movie magic. 224 00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:57,774 Okay. Sounds good. 225 00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:01,711 I have a good feeling about this. 226 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,279 Ho ho ho. Let's do it! 227 00:11:03,348 --> 00:11:05,348 Get my bag. 228 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,549 Okay. 229 00:11:06,618 --> 00:11:09,853 I can't. I can't. I can't. 230 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:12,722 No, no, no. Not again. Not again. 231 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,257 Not again. Well... 232 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,126 you have to. 233 00:11:17,195 --> 00:11:18,528 Just one more time. 234 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:21,364 You all better be be safe. 235 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,933 Safe is our middle name. 236 00:11:25,503 --> 00:11:28,371 Okay, everyone, we're back in two minutes. 237 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,107 Get the helicopter back up in the air. 238 00:11:31,176 --> 00:11:32,942 MAN: we can't do that. 239 00:11:33,011 --> 00:11:34,777 Why the hell not? 240 00:11:34,846 --> 00:11:36,479 Colton just, hijacked it. 241 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:38,615 No! 242 00:11:38,683 --> 00:11:41,784 Colton! 243 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:53,730 You know I'm gonna get fired for this, Mr. West. 244 00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,665 You know you're gonna get a Purple Heart 245 00:11:55,734 --> 00:11:57,300 for this, Lester. Anything? 246 00:11:57,369 --> 00:11:59,903 No. The circuits are probably overloaded. 247 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:01,404 Keep dialing, Kyle. 248 00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:02,906 Hey, Colt, Colt, Colt! 249 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:04,807 We got trouble down there! Take a look! 250 00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:08,278 LESTER: You're crazy. 251 00:12:08,346 --> 00:12:11,114 This is as far as I go, Mr. West. 252 00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:17,987 My God. 253 00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:20,323 My God, this is not happening! 254 00:12:20,392 --> 00:12:21,324 Damn it. 255 00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:22,759 Casey-- I know. I know. 256 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,761 We have to keep it together. 257 00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:27,530 No! We have to get out of here, all of us. 258 00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:28,831 The others. We have to go. 259 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,466 They're at the bar! 260 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,502 Okay, you know, I don't feel so good after that flight. 261 00:12:32,570 --> 00:12:33,636 Just what are we gonna do? 262 00:12:33,705 --> 00:12:34,938 We gotta help every man, woman, 263 00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:36,005 and child in that order. 264 00:12:36,074 --> 00:12:37,307 Gotta get everybody outta here, 265 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,441 and we haven't even tested these yet. 266 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:39,976 Whoa! 267 00:12:40,045 --> 00:12:41,444 Shoot it! Gun's not working! 268 00:12:41,513 --> 00:12:43,012 It should work! No, it isn't. 269 00:12:43,081 --> 00:12:44,681 If it was working, I would have done it! 270 00:12:44,749 --> 00:12:46,149 Shoot it! 271 00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:47,216 Whoa! 272 00:12:47,285 --> 00:12:49,152 Yeah. Yeah! 273 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,620 You okay, Mr. West? 274 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,455 Hell to the yeah, baby! 275 00:12:52,524 --> 00:12:53,456 Yeah! 276 00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:54,524 Gun works. 277 00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:56,326 Go easy on the explosives, man. 278 00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:57,627 Just use the 50 millimeter rounds. 279 00:12:57,696 --> 00:12:58,795 There's only 100 per round. 280 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,797 Don't tell me what to do. 281 00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:01,965 Kyle. Yeah? 282 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,166 You got a stepfather, don't you? 283 00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:05,001 Depends on who you ask, but yeah. 284 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,402 Do you call him Dad? 285 00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:07,670 Yeah. Sometimes. 286 00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:09,072 If I was your stepfather, 287 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,807 would you call me Dad? Yeah. 288 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:11,874 You would? Yeah. 289 00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:12,875 Really? Yeah. 290 00:13:12,944 --> 00:13:14,310 Now go get us a vehicle! 291 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,745 Okay, Dad. 292 00:13:15,814 --> 00:13:18,915 Ho! 293 00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:21,684 Ooh! We're going in! 294 00:13:23,121 --> 00:13:25,088 We have to hurry. I know. 295 00:13:25,156 --> 00:13:27,924 My God. The music's still on. 296 00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:29,258 Where's Jen and Claudia? 297 00:13:29,327 --> 00:13:30,259 I don't know. 298 00:13:30,328 --> 00:13:31,828 Maybe they left before us. 299 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,396 Without telling us? I'm really worried. 300 00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:35,832 Me, too. We have to get everyone out of here. 301 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,833 Hey, guys! Hey, guys! 302 00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:38,368 Hey! Guys! 303 00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:40,370 Listen to us! Stop the music! 304 00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:42,038 Lavalantulas are coming! 305 00:13:42,107 --> 00:13:43,039 What? 306 00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:44,073 Lavalantulas! 307 00:13:44,142 --> 00:13:45,241 Never heard of 'em! 308 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,276 They're coming! Cool, 309 00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:49,579 but I don't have that record yet! 310 00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:50,913 I can't play what I don't have! 311 00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:52,582 No! No! Listen to me! 312 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:54,617 You have to clear everyone out of here! 313 00:13:56,187 --> 00:13:57,120 What? 314 00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:58,688 The city's on fire! 315 00:13:58,757 --> 00:14:00,556 Hear that?! 316 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:01,724 Yes. 317 00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:04,894 This city is on fire! 318 00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,462 No! No! No! 319 00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:08,564 No! That's not what I meant! 320 00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:09,766 Whoo hoo hoo! 321 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,200 Cut the music! 322 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:12,568 Cut the music! 323 00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:16,406 God. 324 00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,613 Come on! Raya! 325 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:25,448 Everybody has to leave! 326 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,583 Daniella! 327 00:14:27,652 --> 00:14:30,153 Please! Get it off! 328 00:14:32,524 --> 00:14:33,456 Come on! 329 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:52,775 MAN: Help me! Aah! 330 00:14:58,183 --> 00:14:59,148 We gotta split up. 331 00:14:59,217 --> 00:15:00,283 Not a good idea. 332 00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:01,417 I said split up. 333 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:02,618 Not a good idea. 334 00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:03,619 Just do it! 335 00:15:03,688 --> 00:15:05,788 Yeah, I said it before. 336 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,869 You lookin' for something, pig? 337 00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:20,870 Pig? 338 00:15:20,939 --> 00:15:23,339 No. A pig? A cop? 339 00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:26,008 No, no, no. I'm not a cop. 340 00:15:26,077 --> 00:15:28,177 Help! Help me! Help me, please! 341 00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:29,812 Okay, pig cop, 342 00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:31,380 you can die, too. 343 00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:33,349 Makes no matter to me, pendejo. 344 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:34,817 "Pendejo"? 345 00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:36,819 No, no, no, no, you gotta listen to me. 346 00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:38,454 There's spiders all over the city 347 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,323 w-with flames coming out of their mouth. 348 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:43,192 Flames coming out of their mouths! I mean, 349 00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:46,162 look, if we don't all get out of here, 350 00:15:46,231 --> 00:15:48,164 we're gonna be corpses, believe me. 351 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,901 Or not. 352 00:15:54,606 --> 00:15:55,671 Come with me! 353 00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:04,814 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 354 00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:06,182 Who dat? Who dat? Who dat? 355 00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:07,750 Say hello to my little friend! 356 00:16:07,819 --> 00:16:08,885 ¿cómo se llamo? 357 00:16:08,953 --> 00:16:10,586 I'm Dave. Nice to meet you. 358 00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:11,821 Mi hermana tiene cataro. 359 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:12,989 What? 360 00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:13,990 I'm American! 361 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,324 I didn't know. 362 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,393 Run, Dave! 363 00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:18,427 I owe you my life! 364 00:16:18,496 --> 00:16:19,929 Let's go! Yaah! Yaah! 365 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:28,037 Aww, Dave! 366 00:16:28,106 --> 00:16:29,272 Wait up, man. 367 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,840 Have some of this! 368 00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:33,576 Have some of this, some of this, and some of that! 369 00:16:33,645 --> 00:16:36,245 Have some of this and some of this and some of that! 370 00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:37,547 They dead? 371 00:16:37,615 --> 00:16:39,248 I don't know. 372 00:16:39,317 --> 00:16:40,750 Damn! 373 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,919 Aah! 374 00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,022 Aah! Aah! Get it off! 375 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,256 Can't get it off! Come on! Come on! 376 00:16:47,325 --> 00:16:48,291 Let's go! 377 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,728 MARTY: Man, it's a tad breezy out here. 378 00:16:52,797 --> 00:16:56,299 Yeah, we gotta Kyle Reese this situation ASAP. 379 00:17:05,343 --> 00:17:07,643 Where the hell is he? I don't know. 380 00:17:07,712 --> 00:17:10,780 It's so hot out here, I could fry an egg on my face. 381 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:13,049 Nice ride, Kyle. Get out. 382 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:14,250 He's driving, Switek. Let's go. 383 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,618 Come on. Your stuff's in the back! 384 00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:16,986 Thank you, Detective Gina. 385 00:17:17,055 --> 00:17:19,555 Yeah. You're in the back. Let me have it. 386 00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:21,924 Let's go. 387 00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:28,965 Wait. Where are we going? 388 00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:29,966 I can't run anymore! 389 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:31,400 We have to get out of here! 390 00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:33,970 Daniella? 391 00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,137 I'm fine. 392 00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:37,139 I just got burned back at the club. 393 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,407 Wait. 394 00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:41,911 What? 395 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:42,945 It's nothing. 396 00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:44,480 It's just slightly burned. 397 00:17:44,549 --> 00:17:46,282 We have to get you some medication. 398 00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:47,283 Screw the medication! 399 00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:48,951 What are we gonna do? 400 00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:53,689 I have an idea. 401 00:17:53,758 --> 00:17:55,291 Where are you going? 402 00:17:58,763 --> 00:18:00,196 How we doing back there, Kyle? 403 00:18:00,265 --> 00:18:02,698 Well, there's nothing yet, 404 00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:05,034 but I did find her on that "Find My Phone" app, 405 00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:06,535 and she's still in Fort Lauderdale. 406 00:18:06,604 --> 00:18:08,304 Hey, hey, hey! Castillo finds out, 407 00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:09,438 we're both busted again. 408 00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:11,440 All right. First, we save Raya. 409 00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:12,942 Then we save Florida. 410 00:18:13,011 --> 00:18:14,977 Yeah? You save Raya. 411 00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:16,279 You save Florida. 412 00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:17,313 You save California. 413 00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:18,547 Who's gonna save us? 414 00:18:18,616 --> 00:18:21,617 We did it in L.A. We'll do it here. 415 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:24,520 We get this wrong, we're gonna get a burn notice. 416 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:32,061 What is this place? 417 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,463 Hello! 418 00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:37,667 What is this? This is sick, 419 00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:39,835 exactly what we need. Hey, hey, hey! 420 00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:42,538 Don't touch that, man! What you doing? That's nothing to play with! 421 00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:45,541 Okay, that's loaded with super-cold, compressed liquid nitrogen. 422 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,477 I use it for house parties. Nah, I use it to freeze the crap out of spiders, 423 00:18:48,546 --> 00:18:50,813 so please just put it down before you hurt somebody. Put it down. 424 00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:51,914 Whoa! 425 00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:53,482 My gosh! Hey! 426 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:54,984 I just said put it down! Hey! 427 00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,819 This is a workplace, TJ! Safety first! 428 00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,387 I know. I just told 'em-- You good, bro? 429 00:18:58,456 --> 00:18:59,822 I told 'em to put it down. 430 00:18:59,891 --> 00:19:01,891 Yo, I look like I got eight legs and spit lava? 431 00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,225 Sorry. I'm sorry. 432 00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:04,727 What the hell they doing here anyway? 433 00:19:04,796 --> 00:19:06,762 I don't know. They just let themselves in. 434 00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:08,397 We really need a car. Yeah? 435 00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:10,099 Well, that's a $10,000 deposit 436 00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:11,233 and a three-month waiting list. 437 00:19:11,302 --> 00:19:13,202 Deposit? Yes. 438 00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:15,871 Lavalantulas are tearing up the entire city. 439 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,740 Yo, she right, TJ. 440 00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:19,675 Probably be a four-month waiting list. 441 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,844 What? Did you just hear her? 442 00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,846 We all have to get out of here! 443 00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:25,114 We all heard her. 444 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:27,016 Half my family's from Los Angeles. 445 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:31,220 They were all killed by the lavalantulas, rest their souls. 446 00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:33,255 That's why I made this gun. 447 00:19:33,324 --> 00:19:35,024 True. Now bye, Felicias. 448 00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:36,258 Yeah, well, my stepfather 449 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,294 was the guy who killed them all, okay? 450 00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:43,199 Wait a minute. Colton West? 451 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,400 That's your father? 452 00:19:44,469 --> 00:19:46,435 Stepfather, and yes. 453 00:19:46,504 --> 00:19:47,903 Really? Really. 454 00:19:47,972 --> 00:19:49,739 Yo, that man's a legend. 455 00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:51,774 He's the reason I made this gun. Ain't that right, Brick? 456 00:19:51,843 --> 00:19:54,710 Yo, "Swamp Justice," crazy movie. 457 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,480 Crazy movie. Crazy-- 458 00:19:57,548 --> 00:19:58,647 Hey, yo, what's wrong with her? 459 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,416 She was burned by the spiders. 460 00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:01,617 She really needs help, 461 00:20:01,686 --> 00:20:03,786 so are you guys gonna help us or what? 462 00:20:05,056 --> 00:20:06,122 Please. 463 00:20:07,191 --> 00:20:08,791 Yo, duck. Brick! 464 00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:24,140 Whoa! Whoa! 465 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,143 Whoa! Stop! 466 00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:31,347 Is there a problem, officer? 467 00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,749 You can't get through this way. You have to turn back. 468 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:34,984 Hey, yo, what's up, M.P.s? 469 00:20:35,052 --> 00:20:36,152 We need to get to Fort Lauderdale. 470 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,153 That's not possible. 471 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:38,254 Listen, officer-- 472 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,855 Get back inside the car, sir. 473 00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:41,123 We have a serious lavalantula outbreak. 474 00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:43,159 I know. That's why we're here. 475 00:20:43,227 --> 00:20:45,161 No one can get through. All the roads have been closed off. 476 00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:47,663 Look, I don't know if you fellas watch the news, 477 00:20:47,732 --> 00:20:50,599 but we took care of these guys in Los Angeles. 478 00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,835 My name is Colton West, authorized movie star. 479 00:20:52,904 --> 00:20:54,937 I know who you are, Mr. West. 480 00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:56,539 I don't care if you're the President of the United States. 481 00:20:56,607 --> 00:20:58,441 No one's getting through. 482 00:20:58,509 --> 00:20:59,942 What the heck are those? 483 00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:01,644 Guns! For killing spiders! 484 00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:02,845 All right, everyone freeze. 485 00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:04,480 Hands up in the air. Nobody move. 486 00:21:06,384 --> 00:21:08,551 Officers! Look! 487 00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:11,687 Get down! 488 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,056 Give me the gun! 489 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,025 Give me the gun! Hurry up! 490 00:21:16,093 --> 00:21:18,127 God! 491 00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:19,795 Go! 492 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:20,963 Gun! Give me the gun! 493 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:22,631 Come on, man! Get us out of here! 494 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,632 Whoa! 495 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:26,902 Man! 496 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:34,410 Look out! Okay, let's go. 497 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:37,179 Yo, fool, be careful! 498 00:21:37,248 --> 00:21:39,415 My God! My God! Hurry! 499 00:21:39,484 --> 00:21:41,217 BRICK: That's what I'm talking about, boy! 500 00:21:41,285 --> 00:21:42,651 Let's go. 501 00:21:51,295 --> 00:21:53,395 KYLE: If we keep driving in the Glades like this, 502 00:21:53,464 --> 00:21:56,832 we are going to get stuck. 503 00:22:06,811 --> 00:22:08,244 Damn! 504 00:22:08,312 --> 00:22:10,045 I hate being right. 505 00:22:10,114 --> 00:22:12,515 Wahh wahh wahh. 506 00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:15,284 Phone call! 507 00:22:15,353 --> 00:22:18,220 Phone call! Phone call! 508 00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:19,755 It's Wyatt. 509 00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:21,357 Probably asking for money. 510 00:22:26,697 --> 00:22:28,631 Wyatt? Wyatt? 511 00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:31,200 Dad. Dad, are you hearing the news? 512 00:22:31,269 --> 00:22:34,603 Yeah. Thank God, son. You're okay. Thank God. 513 00:22:34,672 --> 00:22:36,972 It's happening again in Florida. I am freaking out right now. 514 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,608 No, no, no. Wait. What do you mean, son? What do you mean, 515 00:22:39,677 --> 00:22:41,243 you're freaking out? Why are you freaking out? 516 00:22:41,312 --> 00:22:43,379 "Why?" What do you mean, why? You're in Florida. 517 00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:44,880 Raya is in Florida. What-- 518 00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:46,081 Wait. Where are you? 519 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,917 I'm--I'm on a movie set. 520 00:22:47,985 --> 00:22:49,618 I'm not in the jungle. 521 00:22:49,687 --> 00:22:51,887 I'm not stuck in the Everglades, 522 00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:54,323 and--and I'm not chasing lavalantulas. 523 00:22:54,392 --> 00:22:55,891 Who said anything about the Everglades? 524 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,093 I didn't say-- Nothing. I'm just-- 525 00:22:58,162 --> 00:22:59,895 Nothing, son. Just... 526 00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:01,764 I'm okay. Raya's okay. 527 00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:03,999 We're all fine. We're gonna get out of here. 528 00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,167 Give my love to your mom. 529 00:23:05,236 --> 00:23:07,069 I love you very much, Wyatt. 530 00:23:07,138 --> 00:23:08,938 Okay, Dad. I love you, too. 531 00:23:09,006 --> 00:23:10,673 And I'll see you soon. 532 00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:11,941 Okay. 533 00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:13,442 Bye. 534 00:23:15,179 --> 00:23:17,246 So you can get a video chat from Wyatt, 535 00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:20,516 but can't get ahold of Raya. 536 00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:23,285 Technology. Go figure. 537 00:23:23,354 --> 00:23:25,688 Technology and the fricking Everglades, man. 538 00:23:25,756 --> 00:23:27,656 I'm--I've had enough of this place, man. 539 00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:29,758 Where's my can of Raid? 540 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:33,596 I'm hot, and I'm thirsty, and I'm tired. 541 00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:35,698 Kyle, you just left the car. 542 00:23:35,766 --> 00:23:37,866 Okay. 543 00:23:37,935 --> 00:23:40,803 Dead end, multiple directions. 544 00:23:40,871 --> 00:23:41,804 Plan D? 545 00:23:41,872 --> 00:23:43,105 Why Florida? 546 00:23:43,174 --> 00:23:44,640 You ever wonder why Florida? 547 00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:48,043 No! I mean, all the crazy crap that happens 548 00:23:48,112 --> 00:23:50,379 in this country happens in this state! 549 00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:53,816 A man ate another man on the side of the freeway. 550 00:23:53,884 --> 00:23:57,987 I mean, a couple had to remove their time machine from their driveway. 551 00:23:58,055 --> 00:24:00,522 A time machine from their driveway! 552 00:24:00,591 --> 00:24:02,891 Just last month, a man was arrested 553 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,861 for having sex with an alligator. 554 00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:07,997 No offense, Florida! 555 00:24:08,065 --> 00:24:10,299 But I'm surprised it didn't happen here first! 556 00:24:10,368 --> 00:24:12,368 A man and an alligator? Really? 557 00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:13,369 Yeah, yeah. Eww. 558 00:24:13,437 --> 00:24:14,803 Looked it up on the Internet, 559 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,005 one of those sites. 560 00:24:16,073 --> 00:24:17,006 Don't go there. 561 00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:30,386 Marty, if that's you, I'm gonna shoot you in the foot. 562 00:24:30,454 --> 00:24:31,654 What do you expect, man? 563 00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:33,422 We're outside of a floating house. 564 00:24:33,491 --> 00:24:35,057 What kind of a house is this? 565 00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:37,059 I don't know. 566 00:24:37,128 --> 00:24:39,028 I'm sure they got a boat, and that's what we need. 567 00:24:39,096 --> 00:24:41,030 They don't even have a yard. God. 568 00:24:41,098 --> 00:24:43,432 All right. 569 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,401 Split up. Hey, man, I don't want to split up. 570 00:24:45,469 --> 00:24:47,102 Every time we split up, what happens? 571 00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:49,538 Like in the damn movies, man. I don't want to split up. 572 00:24:49,607 --> 00:24:51,040 Marty, help me out. 573 00:24:51,108 --> 00:24:52,708 Just go around. 574 00:24:52,777 --> 00:24:54,376 Come on, man. Let's go around. 575 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,378 The dude said split up, man. Go around. 576 00:24:57,682 --> 00:24:58,714 Go ahead. 577 00:25:00,017 --> 00:25:02,785 Still alive. 578 00:25:11,996 --> 00:25:16,031 Hah! 579 00:25:25,476 --> 00:25:27,142 Shh. Quiet. 580 00:25:27,211 --> 00:25:28,377 You see? 581 00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:33,082 Over there on my wood crapper. 582 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:35,284 Over there. 583 00:25:38,022 --> 00:25:40,255 I see you. 584 00:25:51,502 --> 00:25:54,002 Boy, you smell purty. 585 00:25:54,071 --> 00:25:55,337 Where are we going? 586 00:25:55,406 --> 00:25:56,772 Anywhere these spiders ain't. 587 00:25:56,841 --> 00:25:59,308 Where's that? Pittsburgh. 588 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:01,610 We ain't never been to Pittsburgh before. 589 00:26:01,679 --> 00:26:03,245 What are you even talking about? 590 00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:05,114 BRICK: Whoa! Slow down, TJ! 591 00:26:05,182 --> 00:26:06,448 What is that? 592 00:26:06,517 --> 00:26:08,250 RAYA: The road! 593 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:10,919 Great! Now what? 594 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:12,187 Stay here. 595 00:26:16,527 --> 00:26:17,860 Brick, how we gonna get around that? 596 00:26:17,928 --> 00:26:18,861 I don't know. 597 00:26:18,929 --> 00:26:19,862 Yeah, this hole-- 598 00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:21,697 Look out! 599 00:26:21,766 --> 00:26:23,699 Look up! 600 00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:24,800 Let's do this! 601 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,309 Damn. 602 00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:36,779 No. 603 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:37,780 I'm out. 604 00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:38,947 My God. 605 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,649 Me, too, bro. Damn. 606 00:26:41,719 --> 00:26:43,318 Sh-- 607 00:26:43,387 --> 00:26:44,987 Whoa! Back up! Go! 608 00:26:45,055 --> 00:26:46,054 Go! Go! 609 00:26:46,123 --> 00:26:47,356 Hey, get us outta here! Go! 610 00:26:47,424 --> 00:26:49,124 Hey! 611 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,626 TJ: I got a plan. 612 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:52,895 You colder than a penguin's toenail. 613 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,800 Yeah. 614 00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,802 My God. Look at that. 615 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,737 That is amazing. 616 00:27:01,806 --> 00:27:03,806 Yo, but we out of liquid nitrogen. 617 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:06,074 How the hell we supposed to get more of that now? 618 00:27:06,143 --> 00:27:08,143 The school at the medical lab. 619 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,045 What school? Miami North University 620 00:27:10,114 --> 00:27:11,647 just a few miles down the road. 621 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,081 We go there. 622 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,583 Yo, what's the mascot? 623 00:27:14,652 --> 00:27:17,219 I--I don't know. I'm a medical student. 624 00:27:17,288 --> 00:27:19,855 But they keep a stockpile of it for experiments. 625 00:27:19,924 --> 00:27:21,490 I do not like this idea. 626 00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:23,091 I like it. 627 00:27:24,562 --> 00:27:27,262 Yo, I do not like this idea! 628 00:27:27,331 --> 00:27:28,931 What the heck was that? 629 00:27:28,999 --> 00:27:30,766 My. It's a little girl. 630 00:27:30,835 --> 00:27:32,901 No, no, no! They're okay! They're okay! 631 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:34,570 He's okay. 632 00:27:34,638 --> 00:27:37,005 We're being hunted. 633 00:27:38,275 --> 00:27:40,876 What that was was the first wave. 634 00:27:40,945 --> 00:27:41,944 What do you mean, "first wave"? 635 00:27:42,012 --> 00:27:44,446 Well, first there were them, 636 00:27:44,515 --> 00:27:47,616 snakehead frankenfish. 637 00:27:47,685 --> 00:27:51,053 Then everybody got crazy about them Burmese pythons. 638 00:27:51,121 --> 00:27:52,187 Aha. 639 00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,422 And now we got, 640 00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:55,224 lavalantulas. Yeah. 641 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:58,427 Don't they know how delicate our ecosystem is out here? 642 00:27:58,495 --> 00:28:01,196 All right. How do we get to Fort Lauderdale? 643 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:04,366 Well, I'd say your best bet... 644 00:28:04,435 --> 00:28:06,702 is I-95. 645 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:07,903 Jeez! 646 00:28:07,972 --> 00:28:09,605 National Guard closed it. 647 00:28:09,673 --> 00:28:11,773 Well, can you get us across anyway? 648 00:28:11,842 --> 00:28:13,041 Can we just take that boat right there? 649 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,743 That boat's got a flat tire. 650 00:28:14,812 --> 00:28:17,112 Strange things have been happening. 651 00:28:17,181 --> 00:28:18,413 I ain't been out there in weeks. 652 00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:19,781 COLTON: Why is that? 653 00:28:19,850 --> 00:28:21,250 Well, about two weeks ago, 654 00:28:21,318 --> 00:28:24,086 the manatees started beaching themselves. 655 00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:25,754 Didn't think much of it. 656 00:28:25,823 --> 00:28:27,890 Then all of a sudden, these outcroppings 657 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,558 started to rise from the Glades. 658 00:28:29,627 --> 00:28:31,960 Look, I appreciate your passion for this stuff, 659 00:28:32,029 --> 00:28:34,429 but we got a life-and-death situation. 660 00:28:34,498 --> 00:28:37,499 Mister, you're talking to Florida's number one gator man. 661 00:28:37,568 --> 00:28:40,736 Name's Jim Dundee. 662 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:44,072 But, hey, strawberry, you can call me Alligator. 663 00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:46,842 A-Alligator Dundee? 664 00:28:46,911 --> 00:28:48,110 What? 665 00:28:48,178 --> 00:28:50,279 Well, it's like, 666 00:28:50,347 --> 00:28:52,614 Alligator Dundee, it's kind of like... 667 00:28:52,683 --> 00:28:53,782 Kind of like what? 668 00:28:53,851 --> 00:28:56,151 Well, it's quite similar to-- 669 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,520 Like a superhero doing his thing. Yeah, you know. 670 00:28:58,589 --> 00:28:59,988 It's nothing! It's nothing! 671 00:29:00,057 --> 00:29:02,124 Look, can you get us across? 672 00:29:02,192 --> 00:29:03,625 You wanna get across? 673 00:29:03,694 --> 00:29:05,093 Then you talk to me. 674 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,528 But I thought that's what we were doing. 675 00:29:06,597 --> 00:29:08,030 Do what? Talking to you. 676 00:29:08,098 --> 00:29:09,264 I'm talking to you to talk to me. 677 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,832 Yeah, I know. I said you talk to me. 678 00:29:10,901 --> 00:29:12,634 No, I understand that. Then who you talking to? 679 00:29:12,703 --> 00:29:14,269 I'm--Nothing. I apologize. 680 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:16,204 Do you have a boat that works? 681 00:29:16,273 --> 00:29:18,340 Do I have a boat that works? Yeah. 682 00:29:18,409 --> 00:29:20,275 Sure. Follow me. 683 00:29:24,114 --> 00:29:25,614 Whoa. 684 00:29:37,962 --> 00:29:39,828 It's deserted. 685 00:29:39,897 --> 00:29:41,563 RAYA: There must have been an evacuation. 686 00:29:41,632 --> 00:29:43,565 If there was an evacuation, 687 00:29:43,634 --> 00:29:46,234 then either spiders are coming, or they're here. 688 00:29:46,303 --> 00:29:49,004 We need to get in and out as quickly as possible. 689 00:29:49,073 --> 00:29:50,906 Help her. We need to talk. 690 00:29:50,975 --> 00:29:52,041 Okay. 691 00:29:52,109 --> 00:29:54,043 Your friend, was she burned or bit? 692 00:29:54,111 --> 00:29:55,878 I don't know. Why. 693 00:29:55,947 --> 00:29:58,180 Your father, Colton, he didn't tell you what happened in L.A.? 694 00:29:58,249 --> 00:29:59,815 I mean, I know what everyone else knows, 695 00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:01,650 but my family doesn't like to talk about it. 696 00:30:01,719 --> 00:30:04,086 No, I heard some crazy stuff that happened when people got bit. 697 00:30:04,155 --> 00:30:05,354 Like what? 698 00:30:05,423 --> 00:30:07,022 I don't know. I'm not from L.A., 699 00:30:07,091 --> 00:30:08,858 so I don't know. I'm not even-- Like what? 700 00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:12,361 I heard that if you got bit, 701 00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:14,396 you become a host to baby spiders, 702 00:30:14,465 --> 00:30:16,765 like, thousands of 'em. Like, they just, 703 00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,033 you know, burst out of your body. 704 00:30:18,102 --> 00:30:19,034 You know what I'm saying? 705 00:30:21,939 --> 00:30:23,205 That's what I heard, all right? 706 00:30:23,274 --> 00:30:25,508 She got burned, okay? 707 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:31,547 So is that little strawberry 708 00:30:31,616 --> 00:30:33,215 a real close friend of yours? 709 00:30:33,284 --> 00:30:34,884 Yeah, yeah, just a distant relative. 710 00:30:34,952 --> 00:30:35,885 I'm right here. 711 00:30:35,953 --> 00:30:38,053 I can hear you. 712 00:30:38,122 --> 00:30:39,622 There you go! Look at that right there. 713 00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:40,856 There's an outcropping. 714 00:30:40,925 --> 00:30:42,358 Boy, I ain't ever seen anything 715 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,559 like that in my whole life. 716 00:30:43,628 --> 00:30:44,960 Have you ever seen anything like that? 717 00:30:45,029 --> 00:30:46,295 Didn't I just say that? Yeah. 718 00:30:46,364 --> 00:30:48,898 Hey, Colton, what do you think that is? 719 00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:51,800 Hell of a coincidence. 720 00:30:52,870 --> 00:30:53,969 All right! 721 00:30:55,071 --> 00:30:58,107 Lavalantulas! Over there! Over there! 722 00:30:58,175 --> 00:31:00,075 Come on! Get some of this! Come on! Come on! 723 00:31:00,144 --> 00:31:01,243 On the crapper! On the crapper! 724 00:31:01,312 --> 00:31:03,312 I want some of this! 725 00:31:03,381 --> 00:31:04,613 Hey! Get down! 726 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,182 Off to the boat! 727 00:31:07,251 --> 00:31:08,517 To the boat! 728 00:31:08,586 --> 00:31:10,586 Let's go! 729 00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:12,254 KYLE: Have ever seen them do this before?! 730 00:31:12,323 --> 00:31:14,323 It's a new breed! Get in the boat! 731 00:31:14,392 --> 00:31:18,327 Just get in the boat! Yah! 732 00:31:18,396 --> 00:31:20,329 Gator. Dundee? 733 00:31:20,398 --> 00:31:21,430 Yeah! 734 00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:23,198 Get that knife behind you! 735 00:31:23,267 --> 00:31:25,367 Hey! Kill that thing, man! 736 00:31:27,271 --> 00:31:28,337 You okay? I'm okay. 737 00:31:28,406 --> 00:31:29,338 I got you. 738 00:31:29,407 --> 00:31:30,339 I'm fine. I'm fine. 739 00:31:30,408 --> 00:31:32,007 I got you. 740 00:31:32,076 --> 00:31:33,442 No, I feel secure. You do. 741 00:31:33,511 --> 00:31:35,177 No, I feel safe. There's one! 742 00:31:36,347 --> 00:31:38,347 Come on, man! 743 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:40,816 Get us out of here, man! Go! Go! Go! 744 00:31:48,726 --> 00:31:52,661 I mean, we were stuck inside a ring of lava! 745 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:56,832 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but we sure taught those guys something. 746 00:31:56,901 --> 00:31:59,168 We gave them two cents, okay? 747 00:31:59,236 --> 00:32:01,470 We took the fight to those suckers! 748 00:32:01,539 --> 00:32:03,739 Wait. Is this where my highly paid star is? 749 00:32:03,808 --> 00:32:05,407 Taking the fight to these things? 750 00:32:05,476 --> 00:32:07,042 I ain't saying anything. 751 00:32:07,111 --> 00:32:09,311 Here come the cavalry! 752 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:10,312 Come on, guys. 753 00:32:11,549 --> 00:32:13,516 Where's Colton West? 754 00:32:13,585 --> 00:32:16,552 Good. Are you guys here to evacuate us? 755 00:32:16,621 --> 00:32:19,155 I am Colonel Nathan R. Jester 756 00:32:19,224 --> 00:32:21,390 with the Army Corps of Engineers, 757 00:32:21,459 --> 00:32:24,560 and I'm looking for a Colton West. 758 00:32:24,629 --> 00:32:26,562 I was told he was here. 759 00:32:26,631 --> 00:32:29,365 Can you tell me where I might find Colton West? 760 00:32:29,434 --> 00:32:31,200 Well, I could think of a few places. 761 00:32:31,269 --> 00:32:32,201 Well, name one. 762 00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:34,370 The unemployment office. 763 00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:35,571 How 'bout another? 764 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,273 The studio blacklist. 765 00:32:37,342 --> 00:32:38,374 Yeah. 766 00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:40,009 All right. Where are you going? 767 00:32:40,078 --> 00:32:42,011 Let's set up a mobile command station right here! 768 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,346 No. No. Move out! 769 00:32:43,414 --> 00:32:45,414 N-No one's going in there! 770 00:32:45,483 --> 00:32:47,950 That is a hot set! That's a hot set! 771 00:32:48,019 --> 00:32:50,520 That's movie talk for you can't move anything. 772 00:32:50,588 --> 00:32:51,921 It's movie talk. 773 00:32:51,990 --> 00:32:53,356 Studio blacklist? 774 00:32:53,424 --> 00:32:55,358 You think this is funny? 775 00:32:55,426 --> 00:32:57,360 Colonel Jester, I don't think 776 00:32:57,428 --> 00:33:00,129 there's anything funny about this at all. Heh. 777 00:33:00,198 --> 00:33:01,898 Colonel Jester... 778 00:33:03,201 --> 00:33:04,934 is a little bit funny. 779 00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:06,602 It's a little bit funny, yeah. 780 00:33:06,671 --> 00:33:08,571 You know, I do not like your attitude. 781 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,873 You know, no one does. 782 00:33:10,942 --> 00:33:12,441 That's what makes me a good director. 783 00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:14,210 So are you here to evacuate us or what? 784 00:33:14,279 --> 00:33:16,412 Well, we'll talk about that. 785 00:33:16,481 --> 00:33:18,381 But right now, for the fourth time, 786 00:33:18,449 --> 00:33:22,084 I'm gonna ask you, can you tell me where I can find Colton? 787 00:33:24,155 --> 00:33:30,293 This is a matter of national security. 788 00:33:30,361 --> 00:33:31,460 General-- 789 00:33:31,529 --> 00:33:32,495 Colonel. 790 00:33:32,564 --> 00:33:33,496 Colonel... 791 00:33:33,565 --> 00:33:35,097 he could be on a fan boat 792 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:37,333 in the middle of the Everglades for all I know. 793 00:33:52,984 --> 00:33:54,617 What's happening? How's Gator? 794 00:33:54,686 --> 00:33:56,986 Not good, man. 795 00:33:57,055 --> 00:33:58,421 Jim's dead, Colton. 796 00:34:00,325 --> 00:34:01,757 I think I can save him! 797 00:34:01,826 --> 00:34:02,992 Come on! I stopped the bleeding, 798 00:34:03,061 --> 00:34:04,961 or he ran out of blood, one of the two. 799 00:34:05,029 --> 00:34:06,195 He's gone, yo. 800 00:34:06,264 --> 00:34:07,997 Do you even know where you're going? 801 00:34:08,066 --> 00:34:09,498 Kyle, we're in a swamp. 802 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:11,934 Of course I don't know where we're going. 803 00:34:12,003 --> 00:34:14,870 Wai-Wait. 804 00:34:14,939 --> 00:34:15,938 Got it. 805 00:34:16,007 --> 00:34:17,640 Thank... 806 00:34:17,709 --> 00:34:18,874 Go that way! 807 00:34:23,548 --> 00:34:25,014 No, no, no, no, no. 808 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,616 That way! 809 00:34:31,189 --> 00:34:33,689 Yee-hoo! 810 00:34:44,736 --> 00:34:45,668 A'ight, where they at? 811 00:34:45,737 --> 00:34:47,003 Where they at? Where we at? 812 00:34:48,106 --> 00:34:49,138 What's up, man? 813 00:34:49,207 --> 00:34:50,840 Hey, yo, Brick. 814 00:34:50,908 --> 00:34:52,742 Don't lose these. 815 00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:54,644 Okay. 816 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,848 Are you okay, girl? 817 00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:02,485 I think my burn is making me feel sick. 818 00:35:02,553 --> 00:35:04,854 Okay. You're gonna be fine, okay? 819 00:35:04,922 --> 00:35:06,155 Aw, man. 820 00:35:06,224 --> 00:35:08,324 Hey, guys, 821 00:35:08,393 --> 00:35:10,026 it's a cold room. 822 00:35:10,094 --> 00:35:12,028 Come on. In here. 823 00:35:13,498 --> 00:35:15,398 Okay. 824 00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:16,399 Okay. 825 00:35:16,467 --> 00:35:17,400 Okay. 826 00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:20,503 TJ: Ooh. Damn, it's cold in here. 827 00:35:21,673 --> 00:35:23,706 It has to be to keep things fresh. 828 00:35:26,244 --> 00:35:29,011 We got 'em. 829 00:35:30,948 --> 00:35:32,515 MARTY: Come on. 830 00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:36,752 Is everybody okay? 831 00:35:36,821 --> 00:35:39,021 Jim's still dead, man. 832 00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:41,223 I meant you girls! 833 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,591 I'm fine. 834 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,927 Where the hell are we, Kyle? 835 00:35:44,996 --> 00:35:46,195 Give me a second. 836 00:35:46,264 --> 00:35:48,898 Um, um-- 837 00:35:51,269 --> 00:35:52,735 By my calculations, 838 00:35:52,804 --> 00:35:55,037 we're about 40 miles west of Fort Lauderdale. 839 00:35:55,106 --> 00:35:57,707 That's not good enough! We gotta get to Raya! 840 00:35:57,775 --> 00:35:59,375 Well, she's-- Hey, wait. 841 00:35:59,444 --> 00:36:00,776 She's at her school. 842 00:36:00,845 --> 00:36:03,079 Wait a minute! Why would she go to her school? 843 00:36:03,147 --> 00:36:04,780 Because she wants to be a geologist. 844 00:36:04,849 --> 00:36:06,782 All right, we gotta get to that school. 845 00:36:06,851 --> 00:36:08,718 What about-- What about Alligator, 846 00:36:08,786 --> 00:36:10,119 who died of natural causes? 847 00:36:10,188 --> 00:36:11,987 That's what he would have wanted. 848 00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:13,889 He's a swamp man. 849 00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:15,124 Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. 850 00:36:15,193 --> 00:36:16,492 News flash. 851 00:36:16,561 --> 00:36:19,228 We are in the middle of nowhere! 852 00:36:19,297 --> 00:36:20,296 Shh! 853 00:36:20,365 --> 00:36:21,731 Hear that? 854 00:36:21,799 --> 00:36:24,467 People? 855 00:36:24,535 --> 00:36:26,068 I smell popcorn. 856 00:36:28,373 --> 00:36:31,107 And I'm gonna eat it. 857 00:36:31,175 --> 00:36:33,642 ANNOUNCER: She's been with us for 20 years! 858 00:36:33,711 --> 00:36:34,677 That's right. Whoa. 859 00:36:34,746 --> 00:36:38,414 Green! We call her Mean Green. 860 00:36:38,483 --> 00:36:39,415 Wow! 861 00:36:39,484 --> 00:36:40,583 She ain't the biggest, 862 00:36:40,651 --> 00:36:42,151 but she's the meanest 863 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,121 captive alligator in the Everglades! 864 00:36:50,027 --> 00:36:52,628 It's an alligator show. 865 00:36:56,434 --> 00:36:58,534 That's not part of the show. 866 00:37:00,004 --> 00:37:01,637 Keep going! Go! 867 00:37:01,706 --> 00:37:03,706 Move! Move! Move! Keep going! 868 00:37:05,510 --> 00:37:06,475 Come on! 869 00:37:13,751 --> 00:37:16,385 Come on! Keep moving, everyone! 870 00:37:17,855 --> 00:37:19,155 Move! 871 00:37:19,223 --> 00:37:21,056 Keep moving! Keep moving! 872 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:23,192 Keep moving! 873 00:37:25,096 --> 00:37:26,695 Move it! Move it! 874 00:37:26,764 --> 00:37:30,032 Move! Move it! 875 00:37:30,101 --> 00:37:31,400 Yo, let's load the guns up, bro. Where the guns at? 876 00:37:31,469 --> 00:37:32,535 Don't you have 'em? 877 00:37:32,603 --> 00:37:34,236 Man, do I look like I got 'em? 878 00:37:34,305 --> 00:37:35,638 No. 879 00:37:35,706 --> 00:37:37,139 Dude, I told you to get 'em from the truck. 880 00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:38,174 That ain't what you said. 881 00:37:38,242 --> 00:37:39,542 Man, yeah, I did, man. 882 00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:41,143 You told me to help what's-his-face here! 883 00:37:41,212 --> 00:37:42,411 No, I didn't, man! Okay, enough! 884 00:37:43,148 --> 00:37:44,580 I'll grab the guns. 885 00:37:44,649 --> 00:37:45,815 All right, I'll help you 886 00:37:45,884 --> 00:37:47,850 if that's what you trying to do. 887 00:38:03,902 --> 00:38:07,637 Back away from the lavalantula. 888 00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:24,957 It's not doing anything. 889 00:38:25,025 --> 00:38:25,991 What is happening? 890 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,626 Why isn't it attacking me? 891 00:38:27,695 --> 00:38:29,328 It's like it doesn't see you. 892 00:38:29,396 --> 00:38:32,297 It's the cold. That has to be it. 893 00:38:32,366 --> 00:38:35,501 We're so cold that it doesn't see us a-as living. 894 00:38:35,569 --> 00:38:38,470 You mean, because I'm freezing, it sees me as a chair? 895 00:38:38,539 --> 00:38:40,072 Nah, it probably sees me as a chair. 896 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:42,074 It probably sees you as like a couch or something. 897 00:38:42,142 --> 00:38:45,077 Whatever. So as long as we are cold, we're safe? 898 00:38:45,145 --> 00:38:47,079 Well, we're gonna die if we stay in here, 899 00:38:47,147 --> 00:38:49,214 and we're gonna die if we go out there. 900 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:51,216 Man, wish we had guns right now. 901 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:53,218 But maybe if we keep our body temperature cold enough, 902 00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:54,920 we can go get the guns. 903 00:38:54,989 --> 00:38:56,822 With the liquid nitrogen tanks. 904 00:38:56,891 --> 00:38:59,525 Like they use in cryotherapy. 905 00:38:59,593 --> 00:39:01,527 Cryo-what? What-- Therapy. It's the use 906 00:39:01,595 --> 00:39:04,096 of really low temperatures in medical treatments. 907 00:39:04,164 --> 00:39:05,497 That's it. 908 00:39:05,566 --> 00:39:08,367 BRICK: I don't like this idea. 909 00:39:08,435 --> 00:39:11,103 I do not like this idea. 910 00:39:21,982 --> 00:39:23,115 Ha ha ha. 911 00:39:23,183 --> 00:39:24,383 Y-You saved my life! 912 00:39:24,451 --> 00:39:25,617 Thank you! 913 00:39:25,686 --> 00:39:26,852 My pleasure. You know who I am, 914 00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:28,186 don't you? 915 00:39:28,255 --> 00:39:30,389 You recognize me from movies and television? 916 00:39:30,457 --> 00:39:31,757 What about, Red Rocket? 917 00:39:31,825 --> 00:39:32,858 "Hey, I'm the Red Rocket!" 918 00:39:32,927 --> 00:39:35,294 Or--Or, "There's Hell to Pay!" 919 00:39:35,362 --> 00:39:37,062 What about the condom commercial in the nineties? 920 00:39:37,131 --> 00:39:38,564 "This isn't mine. It's too big!" 921 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:40,132 No? What about, "Hey, nice pants." 922 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,567 Nice pants? "Nice tattoo." 923 00:39:41,635 --> 00:39:43,201 He doesn't know who you are, Colton! Sorry! 924 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:45,037 Okay. I'm just trying to talk to the man. 925 00:39:45,105 --> 00:39:48,040 That chopper, do you know who owns it? 926 00:39:48,108 --> 00:39:49,374 Zed. Zed. Where's Zed? 927 00:39:49,443 --> 00:39:51,410 Zed's dead, man. Zed's dead. 928 00:39:51,478 --> 00:39:52,411 Well, do you know how to fly it? 929 00:39:52,479 --> 00:39:53,478 Not a lick! 930 00:39:53,547 --> 00:39:54,780 Okay! Do you mind if we take it? 931 00:39:54,848 --> 00:39:55,781 If it works! If it works? 932 00:39:55,849 --> 00:39:57,249 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 933 00:39:57,318 --> 00:39:58,483 What's going through your mind, Colton West? 934 00:39:58,552 --> 00:40:00,319 A little flick I did in the nineties 935 00:40:00,387 --> 00:40:01,453 called "Air Bandits." Big hit. 936 00:40:01,522 --> 00:40:03,221 That was 20 years ago. 937 00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:05,591 It was three hours training. They cut the scene. 938 00:40:05,659 --> 00:40:07,893 That's not a plan A. What's your plan B? 939 00:40:07,962 --> 00:40:08,927 I'll catch you later. 940 00:40:08,996 --> 00:40:09,962 I'll catch you later. 941 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:11,396 You know that one? Yeah, yeah! 942 00:40:11,465 --> 00:40:12,664 Catch you later! Catch you later. 943 00:40:12,733 --> 00:40:13,932 He remembers! Catch you... 944 00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:15,334 Colton, you can't fly that chopper! 945 00:40:15,402 --> 00:40:17,603 You got 847-to-3 odds. 946 00:40:17,671 --> 00:40:19,171 Never tell me the odds! 947 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,006 And it was four hours training! 948 00:40:21,075 --> 00:40:23,675 And 25 years ago. 949 00:40:27,014 --> 00:40:29,615 Yo, I'm so cold, 950 00:40:29,683 --> 00:40:32,451 I could hug a lavalantula right now. 951 00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:34,152 Okay, that should be enough. 952 00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:36,188 Yeah, we should be cold enough. 953 00:40:36,256 --> 00:40:37,823 We just gotta head to the truck 954 00:40:37,891 --> 00:40:39,691 and grab the guns, okay? Okay. 955 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,660 But we gotta move slow. 956 00:40:41,729 --> 00:40:42,928 Give me the keys. 957 00:40:42,997 --> 00:40:44,830 I put 'em on the table. 958 00:40:44,898 --> 00:40:46,632 What the--Why? 959 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,166 I didn't want to lose 'em. 960 00:40:48,235 --> 00:40:52,270 Okay, let's go, but slowly. 961 00:40:52,339 --> 00:40:54,773 Moving faster will raise our body temps too quickly. 962 00:40:54,842 --> 00:40:57,476 And mine rises much faster than the rest of y'all's. 963 00:41:01,682 --> 00:41:05,550 Okay, TJ and I will go out there. 964 00:41:05,619 --> 00:41:07,452 Brick, stay with Daniella. 965 00:41:07,521 --> 00:41:09,655 It's safer in here. And then once we reload the guns, 966 00:41:09,723 --> 00:41:10,656 we'll come back for you. 967 00:41:10,724 --> 00:41:11,990 Nuh. 968 00:41:12,059 --> 00:41:13,725 Let's go. Come on. 969 00:41:14,795 --> 00:41:15,961 Hey, yo, two words! 970 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:17,396 Don't die. 971 00:41:18,532 --> 00:41:20,465 Come on. Let's go. 972 00:41:22,636 --> 00:41:24,069 Stay over there. 973 00:41:24,138 --> 00:41:25,404 You gonna be good. 974 00:41:27,908 --> 00:41:29,708 Ooh. Expensive. 975 00:41:29,777 --> 00:41:30,709 All right. 976 00:41:30,778 --> 00:41:32,010 Okay. 977 00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:33,879 Button, button. Who's got the button? 978 00:41:34,948 --> 00:41:37,015 COMPUTER: Too low. No. No. 979 00:41:37,084 --> 00:41:38,517 Yes. Yes. 980 00:41:42,589 --> 00:41:44,222 Aha. 981 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:48,727 Just like I remember. 982 00:41:56,470 --> 00:42:00,605 Well, fellas, I think I'm gonna be pretty good at this flying thing. 983 00:42:00,674 --> 00:42:03,041 Hey! Hey! 984 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:06,244 You want my opinion on that? 985 00:42:06,313 --> 00:42:07,913 Okay? 986 00:42:07,981 --> 00:42:10,582 Just a little bump in the road, ladies. 987 00:42:10,651 --> 00:42:14,286 Kyle, I'm gonna need you to keep an eye on Raya's coordinates. 988 00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:15,887 You're gonna be my G.P.S. 989 00:42:15,956 --> 00:42:17,923 I'm gonna need you to keep us in the air! 990 00:42:17,991 --> 00:42:18,924 You're my pilot! 991 00:42:18,992 --> 00:42:21,793 Piece of cake. 992 00:43:10,878 --> 00:43:12,778 Okay. 993 00:43:12,846 --> 00:43:14,312 Where they go? 994 00:43:15,415 --> 00:43:16,681 Okay. Almost there. 995 00:43:44,077 --> 00:43:45,877 Okay. 996 00:44:18,445 --> 00:44:20,212 Get the door. Shh! 997 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,980 I am shh! 998 00:44:31,959 --> 00:44:32,924 TJ: Go! Go! 999 00:44:32,993 --> 00:44:34,893 Run! 1000 00:44:34,962 --> 00:44:36,862 Go, go, go! 1001 00:45:05,325 --> 00:45:07,626 Man, I hope they made it. 1002 00:45:07,694 --> 00:45:09,594 Brick, can you please look at my burn? 1003 00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:11,863 I feel really weird, like I'm gonna-- 1004 00:45:11,932 --> 00:45:14,432 like I'm gonna hurl or something. 1005 00:45:14,501 --> 00:45:15,567 Yo, I'm a mechanic. 1006 00:45:15,636 --> 00:45:17,402 I work on cars, not spider burns. 1007 00:45:17,471 --> 00:45:18,637 Brick, please? 1008 00:45:21,608 --> 00:45:22,540 All right. 1009 00:45:27,881 --> 00:45:29,714 Eww. 1010 00:45:29,783 --> 00:45:30,949 Tsst! 1011 00:45:31,018 --> 00:45:32,651 What? Nah, nothing. 1012 00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,119 Nothing. It looks good. 1013 00:45:34,187 --> 00:45:35,754 I don't know what it was like before, 1014 00:45:35,822 --> 00:45:37,289 but you gonna be all right. 1015 00:45:37,357 --> 00:45:38,790 It doesn't hurt as bad as before. 1016 00:45:38,859 --> 00:45:40,292 I think the cold is helping it. 1017 00:45:44,865 --> 00:45:46,298 Hoo. 1018 00:45:46,366 --> 00:45:47,966 Snap! 1019 00:45:49,569 --> 00:45:50,502 My-- 1020 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:52,304 No! 1021 00:45:52,372 --> 00:45:53,838 Get out of here. 1022 00:45:55,409 --> 00:45:57,075 Open the door! No. 1023 00:45:59,046 --> 00:46:01,746 Come on. 1024 00:46:01,815 --> 00:46:04,182 No! 1025 00:46:04,251 --> 00:46:05,951 Come on! 1026 00:46:06,019 --> 00:46:06,985 Hey! 1027 00:46:07,054 --> 00:46:08,954 Move! What happened? 1028 00:46:09,022 --> 00:46:10,121 Move! Raya, no. 1029 00:46:10,190 --> 00:46:11,356 Where's Daniella? 1030 00:46:11,425 --> 00:46:12,791 Raya. Raya. She ain't gonna make it! 1031 00:46:12,859 --> 00:46:13,792 What? No! Take her! Go! 1032 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:14,960 Raya, no! Raya, come on! 1033 00:46:15,028 --> 00:46:16,361 We can't leave her! No! Come on! 1034 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,333 We're right above her! 1035 00:46:21,401 --> 00:46:22,701 I'm gonna take her down. 1036 00:46:22,769 --> 00:46:24,135 She's moving faster! 1037 00:46:24,204 --> 00:46:25,337 That could only mean-- 1038 00:46:25,405 --> 00:46:27,305 She's in trouble. Aw, man. 1039 00:46:27,374 --> 00:46:29,174 Are you sure you can land this thing? 1040 00:46:29,242 --> 00:46:31,176 Never underestimate me, Marty. 1041 00:46:31,244 --> 00:46:32,610 You know that. 1042 00:46:45,092 --> 00:46:46,291 Brick, my gun's jammed. 1043 00:46:47,594 --> 00:46:49,327 Brick, save your ammo, man! 1044 00:46:51,865 --> 00:46:53,898 Brick! 1045 00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:56,968 There's way too many of 'em. 1046 00:46:57,037 --> 00:46:59,304 They're too lava, too lantula! 1047 00:46:59,373 --> 00:47:00,638 Get outta here. 1048 00:47:00,707 --> 00:47:02,640 Brick! No, man! No! 1049 00:47:02,709 --> 00:47:04,142 We have to go, TJ! No. 1050 00:47:05,812 --> 00:47:06,845 Let's do this! 1051 00:47:13,387 --> 00:47:15,520 Man, I don't want to die today. 1052 00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:17,722 We're not gonna die. We just have to keep it together. 1053 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:19,491 Brick's gone, okay? Brick's gone. 1054 00:47:19,559 --> 00:47:20,892 Listen to me. 1055 00:47:20,961 --> 00:47:22,193 Listen to me. 1056 00:47:22,262 --> 00:47:23,895 I lost my best friend, too. 1057 00:47:25,265 --> 00:47:28,199 But we're gonna get out of here, okay? 1058 00:47:28,268 --> 00:47:29,601 I promise. 1059 00:47:40,013 --> 00:47:41,379 Wait. Okay. 1060 00:47:47,587 --> 00:47:48,920 Okay. 1061 00:49:01,561 --> 00:49:02,660 Go, go, go! 1062 00:49:02,729 --> 00:49:04,195 Go, go! Go, go, go! 1063 00:49:04,264 --> 00:49:05,463 Keep going! Keep going! 1064 00:49:05,532 --> 00:49:07,165 Don't wait for me! Keep going. 1065 00:49:13,607 --> 00:49:14,939 Where's the gun? 1066 00:49:15,008 --> 00:49:17,509 It's still in the kitchen right now. 1067 00:49:21,214 --> 00:49:22,380 My God. 1068 00:49:24,451 --> 00:49:25,617 Damn it. 1069 00:49:26,853 --> 00:49:28,853 God. 1070 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,388 Come on! I'm coming. 1071 00:49:30,457 --> 00:49:31,789 Leave us alone. 1072 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:34,792 Whoa. 1073 00:49:45,405 --> 00:49:46,571 No, no, no. 1074 00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:53,144 RAYA: What are we gonna do? They're everywhere. 1075 00:50:15,435 --> 00:50:17,569 Whoa! Hey! 1076 00:50:24,477 --> 00:50:25,443 Colton! 1077 00:50:27,747 --> 00:50:30,949 Yes! Yeah! 1078 00:50:31,017 --> 00:50:31,950 Hey. 1079 00:50:34,287 --> 00:50:35,353 Wait. Wait. 1080 00:50:35,422 --> 00:50:36,421 Whoa, whoa. Wait. Wait. 1081 00:50:36,489 --> 00:50:37,956 Raya! You got a boyfriend. 1082 00:50:38,024 --> 00:50:39,123 Raya. Colton! 1083 00:50:39,192 --> 00:50:41,025 Ho ho. 1084 00:50:41,094 --> 00:50:42,360 Thank goodness. You're okay. 1085 00:50:42,429 --> 00:50:44,896 Daniella's dead. Everyone's dead. 1086 00:50:44,965 --> 00:50:46,364 I'm so sorry. 1087 00:50:46,433 --> 00:50:48,533 I'm so sorry, honey. I promise you, 1088 00:50:48,602 --> 00:50:49,701 everything's gonna be okay. 1089 00:50:49,769 --> 00:50:51,236 I didn't think you'd come. 1090 00:50:51,304 --> 00:50:53,438 Well, if you would answer your phone once in a while. 1091 00:50:53,506 --> 00:50:54,939 What do you mean, I wouldn't come? 1092 00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:56,975 How could I not come back for you? 1093 00:50:57,043 --> 00:50:59,711 You're my daughter. 1094 00:50:59,779 --> 00:51:01,913 It's gonna be okay. That ain't true. 1095 00:51:01,982 --> 00:51:02,947 Ain't nothing gonna be okay. 1096 00:51:03,016 --> 00:51:04,082 Who's he? 1097 00:51:04,150 --> 00:51:06,551 That's TJ. Saved my life. 1098 00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,486 Yo, I'm a great fan, man, a big fan. 1099 00:51:08,555 --> 00:51:10,955 Thanks for coming for us, man. I got a gun! 1100 00:51:11,024 --> 00:51:12,590 I made a gun, and you inspired it. 1101 00:51:12,659 --> 00:51:14,626 It's in there. I'm gonna go get it for you. 1102 00:51:14,694 --> 00:51:15,994 Okay, you can thank us later. 1103 00:51:16,062 --> 00:51:17,795 Right now we are not out of the woods yet. 1104 00:51:17,864 --> 00:51:19,831 We've got to find her and kill her. 1105 00:51:19,899 --> 00:51:21,799 Find who? MARTY: These are just babies. 1106 00:51:21,868 --> 00:51:22,934 The mama's hiding somewhere. 1107 00:51:23,003 --> 00:51:24,836 When this happened in Los Angeles, 1108 00:51:24,904 --> 00:51:27,572 the good Dr. Von Struble gave us a thermal image of the city. 1109 00:51:27,641 --> 00:51:28,806 We were able to find her. 1110 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,241 I can do that. 1111 00:51:30,310 --> 00:51:32,110 Thermal, spectral, infrared. 1112 00:51:32,178 --> 00:51:34,579 Last semester, I did my thesis on global drought 1113 00:51:34,648 --> 00:51:36,014 and raising global temperatures. 1114 00:51:36,082 --> 00:51:38,449 We had access to all the satellite information. 1115 00:51:38,518 --> 00:51:39,450 Show us, honey. 1116 00:51:39,519 --> 00:51:41,853 Just follow me. 1117 00:51:41,921 --> 00:51:44,022 You got a cool-ass daughter, Mr. West. 1118 00:51:44,090 --> 00:51:45,523 Don't even think about it. I-- 1119 00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:46,958 I don't want it crossing your mind. 1120 00:51:47,027 --> 00:51:48,493 How you know-- You got me? 1121 00:51:48,561 --> 00:51:50,028 Can-- 1122 00:51:50,096 --> 00:51:51,696 Okay. All right. 1123 00:51:51,765 --> 00:51:53,364 So we gotta get that chopper operational. Can you do it? 1124 00:51:53,433 --> 00:51:55,767 Come on, man. What happens every time we split up? 1125 00:51:55,835 --> 00:51:56,768 Weird stuff happens. 1126 00:51:56,836 --> 00:51:57,969 Come on, Marty. 1127 00:51:58,038 --> 00:51:59,504 How 'bout we split up temporarily? 1128 00:51:59,572 --> 00:52:02,173 I get the chopper, and I'll meet you out front. 1129 00:52:02,242 --> 00:52:04,475 Great idea. All right? Cool. 1130 00:52:15,555 --> 00:52:16,521 Go! 1131 00:52:24,764 --> 00:52:28,299 Sir. We think we've located Colton West. 1132 00:52:28,368 --> 00:52:30,201 Well, get him on the line. 1133 00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:31,969 What did you do to my set? 1134 00:52:32,038 --> 00:52:33,304 You wrecked my set! Wait. 1135 00:52:33,373 --> 00:52:34,639 Did I hear you correctly? 1136 00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:36,007 Did you find that S.O.B.? 1137 00:52:36,076 --> 00:52:38,076 Did you find them? Are they okay? 1138 00:52:38,144 --> 00:52:40,144 Will you get these morons out of my office? 1139 00:52:40,213 --> 00:52:41,179 Yes, sir. 1140 00:52:41,247 --> 00:52:42,680 Wait! Th-This is crazy! 1141 00:52:42,749 --> 00:52:45,049 You can't take me off my own movie set, General! 1142 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:47,685 It is Colonel, and this is now a military operation. 1143 00:52:47,754 --> 00:52:50,588 I can do whatever the hell I want to do. 1144 00:52:50,657 --> 00:52:53,157 Now, Private, please get these people out of my face! 1145 00:52:53,226 --> 00:52:56,828 Don't you touch me! 1146 00:52:56,896 --> 00:52:59,030 I'm gonna go under my own accord. 1147 00:52:59,099 --> 00:53:00,231 Humph! 1148 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,333 Don't let me die on "Clown Cops"! 1149 00:53:02,402 --> 00:53:04,068 This can't be my last movie. 1150 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:06,938 We're so overbudget. 1151 00:53:10,009 --> 00:53:11,776 Something like this? 1152 00:53:11,845 --> 00:53:13,611 Exactly like that. 1153 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,713 Now zoom in on Miami. 1154 00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:18,850 Brilliant. 1155 00:53:18,918 --> 00:53:21,052 And you thought I was only partying, Colt. 1156 00:53:21,121 --> 00:53:22,787 When did I say that? 1157 00:53:22,856 --> 00:53:25,957 I never said that. I never said you were only partying. 1158 00:53:26,025 --> 00:53:29,260 So that's it? You think that's the mamalantula? 1159 00:53:29,329 --> 00:53:33,030 That is one massive heat signature under Miami. 1160 00:53:33,099 --> 00:53:35,433 Whatever it is, it is huge. 1161 00:53:35,502 --> 00:53:37,468 What, the mamalantula? 1162 00:53:37,537 --> 00:53:41,239 No, no, no, no. That's much, much bigger. 1163 00:53:41,307 --> 00:53:43,708 That's no mamalantula. 1164 00:53:43,777 --> 00:53:48,546 That's a freaking gargantulantula. 1165 00:53:48,615 --> 00:53:50,748 TJ: Mamalantulantula. 1166 00:53:50,817 --> 00:53:53,651 What? 1167 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,386 The--The mama tarantula? 1168 00:53:55,455 --> 00:53:57,488 No. Gargantulantula. 1169 00:53:57,557 --> 00:53:58,756 Gorgantulantula? 1170 00:53:58,825 --> 00:53:59,757 What? Is it-- 1171 00:53:59,826 --> 00:54:01,559 Gor--The gorgantula? No. 1172 00:54:01,628 --> 00:54:03,895 Yes--No, it's a gargantulantula. 1173 00:54:03,963 --> 00:54:06,164 It's a gor-- Mormalantula? 1174 00:54:06,232 --> 00:54:08,900 With an "O"? No, with a G-A-R, gar. 1175 00:54:08,968 --> 00:54:10,301 Gargan--Gargantu-- Gargar... 1176 00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:11,302 Gargantula. Gargan-- 1177 00:54:11,371 --> 00:54:12,437 What's the last part? 1178 00:54:12,505 --> 00:54:14,939 Say it slow. Just say-- Gargan... 1179 00:54:15,008 --> 00:54:16,574 It's very, very bad. It's very bad. 1180 00:54:23,249 --> 00:54:24,816 That's the government. 1181 00:54:24,884 --> 00:54:26,317 How do you know that? 1182 00:54:27,854 --> 00:54:31,155 'Cause it's ringing really weird. 1183 00:54:32,392 --> 00:54:33,324 Hello. 1184 00:54:33,393 --> 00:54:34,459 Colton West? 1185 00:54:34,527 --> 00:54:35,793 Speaking. 1186 00:54:35,862 --> 00:54:38,162 Yeah, this is, Colonel Nathan R. Jester. 1187 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:40,631 You are familiar with the situation down in Florida? 1188 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,167 Yeah, slightly. 1189 00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:46,204 Yeah, well, you are the only one 1190 00:54:46,272 --> 00:54:48,105 that has successfully dealt with these things... 1191 00:54:48,174 --> 00:54:49,173 I'm sorry. 1192 00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:51,309 and, I need your help, 1193 00:54:51,377 --> 00:54:53,211 and I need your team. 1194 00:54:53,279 --> 00:54:54,212 Great. 1195 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,047 Then come pick us up. 1196 00:54:56,115 --> 00:54:58,816 No can do. You're located in a hot zone. 1197 00:54:58,885 --> 00:55:00,485 Yeah, in a hot zone. 1198 00:55:00,553 --> 00:55:02,487 Believe me, I been through this before. 1199 00:55:02,555 --> 00:55:05,323 - I know you have. - I know you have. 1200 00:55:05,391 --> 00:55:07,992 Well, I got an idea. If you listen to me, I-- 1201 00:55:08,061 --> 00:55:09,694 No, you listen to me, General. 1202 00:55:09,762 --> 00:55:11,195 It's Colonel. 1203 00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:13,498 Colonel, you listen to me. 1204 00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:15,032 You position your satellites 1205 00:55:15,101 --> 00:55:18,169 for a thermal image of Miami stat. 1206 00:55:19,439 --> 00:55:20,571 You found her. 1207 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,573 I found something, 'cause this one 1208 00:55:22,642 --> 00:55:25,243 makes the one in L.A. look like a flea. 1209 00:55:25,311 --> 00:55:28,379 Heh. So we find her, 1210 00:55:28,448 --> 00:55:30,381 we root her out, 1211 00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:31,883 and we blow her up. 1212 00:55:31,951 --> 00:55:33,017 I'm no expert, 1213 00:55:33,086 --> 00:55:35,386 but the heat signature on this one 1214 00:55:35,455 --> 00:55:37,321 is like something I've never seen before. 1215 00:55:37,390 --> 00:55:38,356 It worked once. 1216 00:55:38,424 --> 00:55:40,091 It'll work again. 1217 00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:44,395 We strike hard, we strike first, 1218 00:55:44,464 --> 00:55:46,264 and we show no mercy. 1219 00:55:46,332 --> 00:55:49,867 No, these aren't like the ones in L.A. 1220 00:55:49,936 --> 00:55:51,769 They're bigger. 1221 00:55:51,838 --> 00:55:54,338 They're hotter. 1222 00:55:54,407 --> 00:55:56,707 They're nastier. 1223 00:55:56,776 --> 00:55:59,443 So what are you suggesting, that we just, 1224 00:55:59,512 --> 00:56:01,379 simply do nothing and move on? 1225 00:56:01,447 --> 00:56:04,782 Suggesting you don't piss it off. 1226 00:56:04,851 --> 00:56:06,918 I don't want you and your--your friends 1227 00:56:06,986 --> 00:56:09,620 to do anything real stupid like the last time. 1228 00:56:09,689 --> 00:56:12,557 I don't have friends. 1229 00:56:14,127 --> 00:56:15,393 I got family. 1230 00:56:15,461 --> 00:56:18,462 Well, I got bombs, so you and your family 1231 00:56:18,531 --> 00:56:20,064 can just stay tight. 1232 00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:21,766 We'll check out your map. 1233 00:56:21,834 --> 00:56:23,801 We'll get a confirmation to you. 1234 00:56:23,870 --> 00:56:25,436 Don't hang up on me. 1235 00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:35,913 They want us to sit tight. 1236 00:56:35,982 --> 00:56:39,116 Sit tight? How can anyone sit tight right now? 1237 00:56:39,185 --> 00:56:42,486 They're gonna get us all killed. 1238 00:56:42,555 --> 00:56:46,057 Colton, this is the U.S. military we're talking about. 1239 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:50,127 Kyle, you know I have a problem with authority. 1240 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,235 Nobody, nobody knows these spiders 1241 00:56:58,304 --> 00:57:01,339 like I know these spiders. 1242 00:57:03,576 --> 00:57:06,177 Colonel, thermal images are up. 1243 00:57:11,551 --> 00:57:13,084 He's right. 1244 00:57:13,152 --> 00:57:15,186 Whatever that is, it's huge. 1245 00:57:15,254 --> 00:57:19,256 That is the behemoth of all spiders. 1246 00:57:19,325 --> 00:57:21,125 Get CENTCOM on the line. 1247 00:57:21,194 --> 00:57:22,827 We're gonna smoke her out. 1248 00:57:22,895 --> 00:57:25,630 Then we're gonna light her ass up. 1249 00:57:27,834 --> 00:57:30,334 We're gonna light her ass up. 1250 00:57:30,403 --> 00:57:31,936 What happened to the chopper? 1251 00:57:32,005 --> 00:57:33,838 We can't get to the chopper! Why not? 1252 00:57:33,906 --> 00:57:35,106 Remember when I told you that every time 1253 00:57:35,174 --> 00:57:36,774 we split up, weird stuff happens? 1254 00:57:36,843 --> 00:57:37,842 Yeah. Yeah. 1255 00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:39,710 Well, I was on my way to the-- 1256 00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:42,346 Right. And all of a sudden-- 1257 00:57:45,051 --> 00:57:47,118 And... 1258 00:57:47,186 --> 00:57:48,519 And then what? 1259 00:57:48,588 --> 00:57:50,554 Marshmallows. 1260 00:57:50,623 --> 00:57:52,390 So what do we do? 1261 00:57:52,458 --> 00:57:54,125 Does anybody have a car? 1262 00:57:54,193 --> 00:57:55,126 TJ: I do. 1263 00:57:55,194 --> 00:57:56,894 Brilliant! Go. 1264 00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:03,334 I don't understand why we can't just sit back 1265 00:58:03,403 --> 00:58:04,869 and let the military handle this. 1266 00:58:04,937 --> 00:58:06,203 'Cause they don't know. 1267 00:58:06,272 --> 00:58:07,805 And they don't know. 1268 00:58:07,874 --> 00:58:09,840 You keep saying that. What don't they know? 1269 00:58:09,909 --> 00:58:12,510 They haven't ridden on the back of one of these things like I have, 1270 00:58:12,578 --> 00:58:13,744 And he has. 1271 00:58:13,813 --> 00:58:15,212 And they haven't looked in the eyes 1272 00:58:15,281 --> 00:58:16,881 of one of these things like I have. 1273 00:58:16,949 --> 00:58:17,882 And he has. 1274 00:58:22,889 --> 00:58:25,856 I think you made a wrong turn. 1275 00:58:25,925 --> 00:58:27,358 Yo, yo, chill out. 1276 00:58:27,427 --> 00:58:30,227 This is my hood, a'ight? 1277 00:58:30,296 --> 00:58:31,395 We're dead. 1278 00:58:31,464 --> 00:58:32,830 What's happening?! 1279 00:58:32,899 --> 00:58:34,532 TJ, shut the hell up, and get down! 1280 00:58:36,069 --> 00:58:37,935 They're shooting at us! 1281 00:58:38,004 --> 00:58:39,503 COLTON: They're not shooting at us. 1282 00:58:39,572 --> 00:58:40,671 Let's go. 1283 00:58:42,275 --> 00:58:43,841 Get 'em! 1284 00:58:45,077 --> 00:58:46,811 Let's go! 1285 00:58:46,879 --> 00:58:48,546 There's so many of 'em! No! No! No! 1286 00:58:48,614 --> 00:58:49,847 Are you Colton West? Damn skippy. 1287 00:58:53,219 --> 00:58:54,318 "Red Rocket." 1288 00:58:55,421 --> 00:58:57,054 Crazy movie, man. 1289 00:58:57,123 --> 00:58:59,990 Yeah. They should have continued the franchise. 1290 00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:02,026 Look out, man! 1291 00:59:02,095 --> 00:59:03,195 Come on! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1292 00:59:03,263 --> 00:59:05,363 What are you doing with my punk-ass brother? 1293 00:59:05,432 --> 00:59:07,499 Who you calling punk-ass, man? We over here saving Florida. 1294 00:59:07,568 --> 00:59:10,068 'Bout to get medieval on y'all. 1295 00:59:10,137 --> 00:59:11,670 Dad, get back in the house, man! 1296 00:59:11,739 --> 00:59:13,071 You two stand back. 1297 00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:16,374 I'm gonna show you boys how it's done. 1298 00:59:26,787 --> 00:59:28,820 What is that, sir? Fire retardant. 1299 00:59:28,889 --> 00:59:30,088 Well, whatever the hell it is, 1300 00:59:30,157 --> 00:59:31,423 it chased them the hell away. 1301 00:59:31,492 --> 00:59:33,258 You have any more of it? I'm out. 1302 00:59:33,327 --> 00:59:34,926 I'm out of ammo. 1303 00:59:34,995 --> 00:59:36,194 Everybody back in the house. 1304 00:59:36,263 --> 00:59:37,696 All right. Come on. When they return... 1305 00:59:37,765 --> 00:59:39,598 Go in, Pops. Go in. they're gonna be pissed. 1306 00:59:41,835 --> 00:59:43,368 This is Delta One. 1307 00:59:43,437 --> 00:59:44,703 Target is in sight. 1308 00:59:44,772 --> 00:59:47,005 We have missile lock. Copy that. 1309 00:59:47,074 --> 00:59:48,840 Operation Alpha Foxtrot is a full go. 1310 00:59:48,909 --> 00:59:49,841 Roger that. 1311 00:59:49,910 --> 00:59:51,343 Let her have it, boys. 1312 01:00:01,789 --> 01:00:03,088 We have direct hit, sir. 1313 01:00:03,157 --> 01:00:06,224 Well, that should wake her ass up? 1314 01:00:12,599 --> 01:00:13,932 Greetings. 1315 01:00:18,839 --> 01:00:22,073 It's--It's a nice night, 1316 01:00:22,142 --> 01:00:24,709 all things considering. 1317 01:00:24,778 --> 01:00:26,945 Yeah. It's all right. 1318 01:00:29,449 --> 01:00:31,983 I loved "Straight Out of Compton." 1319 01:00:32,052 --> 01:00:33,251 What? 1320 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,086 Yeah, I know he's busy, 1321 01:00:35,155 --> 01:00:37,055 busy destroying this entire city. 1322 01:00:37,124 --> 01:00:40,058 He doesn't know what he's dealing with. 1323 01:00:40,127 --> 01:00:41,927 Now put him on the damn phone. 1324 01:00:41,995 --> 01:00:43,395 What do you want? 1325 01:00:43,463 --> 01:00:45,964 The little spiders, they don't matter. 1326 01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:49,067 It's the big one, the gargantulantula. 1327 01:00:49,136 --> 01:00:51,069 You kill it, and you kill 'em all. 1328 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,105 Who's he talking to? Well, if it's that easy, 1329 01:00:54,174 --> 01:00:56,474 why don't you just get some bug spray? 1330 01:00:56,543 --> 01:00:58,343 I've done this before. 1331 01:00:58,412 --> 01:01:01,947 These lavalantulas, they're not like the last ones, 1332 01:01:02,015 --> 01:01:05,584 and this big one, it's got so much heat, 1333 01:01:05,652 --> 01:01:08,019 no weapon can come close to it. 1334 01:01:08,088 --> 01:01:09,988 I'm about to prove you wrong. Really? 1335 01:01:11,692 --> 01:01:14,025 Who's hungry? 1336 01:01:14,094 --> 01:01:16,928 Really, Mom, who could eat at a time like this? 1337 01:01:16,997 --> 01:01:20,098 A man's got to eat. Now shut your mouth, and put some food in it 1338 01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:22,701 before I slap you upside the head, damn boy! 1339 01:01:22,769 --> 01:01:24,302 What's wrong with you? 1340 01:01:24,371 --> 01:01:26,171 You don't question your mama in front of guests. 1341 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,372 I was just saying I wasn't hungry. 1342 01:01:27,441 --> 01:01:28,373 Well, make your butt hungry. 1343 01:01:28,442 --> 01:01:30,375 Lord, is this what it takes 1344 01:01:30,444 --> 01:01:32,611 for a mama to get her kids 1345 01:01:32,679 --> 01:01:35,113 back in the house at the same time, 1346 01:01:35,182 --> 01:01:36,514 a damn lavalantula invasion? 1347 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:38,049 Hell, if I'd have known that, 1348 01:01:38,118 --> 01:01:39,551 I'd have called up them lavalantulas years ago. 1349 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:41,019 Woman, what's wrong with you? 1350 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:43,154 You can't call no lavalantula. 1351 01:01:43,223 --> 01:01:45,023 Don't tell me what I can and can't do. 1352 01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:48,860 I got Colton West up in my house, a real movie star. 1353 01:01:48,929 --> 01:01:50,695 That's very kind of you, ma'am, and completely accurate. 1354 01:01:50,764 --> 01:01:51,796 Don't interrupt me, movie star. 1355 01:01:51,865 --> 01:01:53,899 You need to eat, too. 1356 01:01:53,967 --> 01:01:55,133 Look skinnier than you did 20 years ago 1357 01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:57,168 in that "Crimson Flyer" movie. 1358 01:01:57,237 --> 01:01:59,237 It's actually called "Red Rocket," 1359 01:01:59,306 --> 01:02:00,872 and it was a huge hit. 1360 01:02:00,941 --> 01:02:02,307 Ooh, that's the potatoes. 1361 01:02:02,376 --> 01:02:04,843 Elizabeth, you know them potatoes give me gas. 1362 01:02:04,912 --> 01:02:06,378 You gonna eat some potatoes, 1363 01:02:06,446 --> 01:02:07,846 or I'm gonna make you wear 'em. 1364 01:02:09,316 --> 01:02:12,350 Sir, can you tell me again 1365 01:02:12,419 --> 01:02:15,253 what was that material that you were shooting out of your leaf blower? 1366 01:02:15,322 --> 01:02:17,489 Fire retardant? Really? 1367 01:02:17,557 --> 01:02:18,890 Yeah, it's ammonium phosphate. 1368 01:02:18,959 --> 01:02:21,526 That's right. Girl got a brain. 1369 01:02:21,595 --> 01:02:24,229 TJ, why can't you find a girl like that? 1370 01:02:24,298 --> 01:02:25,864 What are you talking about, Pops? 1371 01:02:25,933 --> 01:02:27,365 I do. She--She right here, ain't she? 1372 01:02:31,505 --> 01:02:34,005 Hal, where do you get that stuff? 1373 01:02:34,074 --> 01:02:36,174 Pops used to work for a fire department. 1374 01:02:36,243 --> 01:02:37,542 Really? Yeah. 1375 01:02:37,611 --> 01:02:39,010 30 years. 1376 01:02:39,079 --> 01:02:40,545 You know, I played a psychologically 1377 01:02:40,614 --> 01:02:42,080 complicated fireman with a drinking problem 1378 01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,282 in the hit film, "Scorcher." 1379 01:02:44,351 --> 01:02:46,418 I didn't really care for that movie very much. 1380 01:02:46,486 --> 01:02:47,719 Really? 1381 01:02:47,788 --> 01:02:49,387 They should have consulted a real fireman. 1382 01:02:49,456 --> 01:02:51,556 And the fire, that computer-generated crap, 1383 01:02:51,625 --> 01:02:53,258 man, that just looked silly. 1384 01:02:53,327 --> 01:02:54,359 Well, it's Hollywood, Hal. 1385 01:02:54,428 --> 01:02:55,560 You know, I just read 'em. 1386 01:02:55,629 --> 01:02:56,628 I don't write 'em. 1387 01:02:56,697 --> 01:02:58,763 But, anyway, do you have any more 1388 01:02:58,832 --> 01:03:00,732 of that stuff down at the station? 1389 01:03:00,801 --> 01:03:03,201 Hell if I know, man. I ain't been to the station 1390 01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:04,970 since they cut my damn pension. 1391 01:03:05,038 --> 01:03:08,239 But I can tell you where they got a load of it, though. 1392 01:03:08,308 --> 01:03:09,240 Where? 1393 01:03:09,309 --> 01:03:10,241 At the airfield, 1394 01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:11,977 at the Forest Service. 1395 01:03:12,045 --> 01:03:14,379 That's where we drop it out of planes for forest fires. 1396 01:03:14,448 --> 01:03:16,748 Know anybody who could fly one of those planes? 1397 01:03:16,817 --> 01:03:18,083 You're looking at him. 1398 01:03:18,151 --> 01:03:21,920 First job I had when I got out the Air Force. 1399 01:03:21,989 --> 01:03:24,456 Really? 1400 01:03:24,524 --> 01:03:28,226 Colton, is there something on your mind? 1401 01:03:28,295 --> 01:03:31,830 I'm thinking. 1402 01:03:31,898 --> 01:03:33,164 Now, one of those planes, 1403 01:03:33,233 --> 01:03:35,333 we'd never get close enough to drop it. 1404 01:03:35,402 --> 01:03:38,636 That big one, the heat coming off of it, 1405 01:03:38,705 --> 01:03:40,405 would explode the plane immediately. 1406 01:03:40,474 --> 01:03:42,440 Yeah, or if we even try to get close, 1407 01:03:42,509 --> 01:03:44,476 she'll shoot that cilica garbage or whatever that is, 1408 01:03:44,544 --> 01:03:46,478 and we would fry. 1409 01:03:46,546 --> 01:03:49,514 At the school, when we were being attacked, 1410 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,849 the spiders didn't see us. 1411 01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:52,751 She's right. We got so cold in there. 1412 01:03:52,819 --> 01:03:54,152 We lowered our body temperature 1413 01:03:54,221 --> 01:03:56,187 enough that we were invisible to them. 1414 01:03:56,256 --> 01:03:57,489 Really? 1415 01:03:59,393 --> 01:04:01,960 So have you got any guys 1416 01:04:02,029 --> 01:04:05,497 who could help us load one of those planes? 1417 01:04:05,565 --> 01:04:06,498 Not a problem. 1418 01:04:06,566 --> 01:04:08,266 And have you got any guys 1419 01:04:08,335 --> 01:04:10,535 who can get us to that airfield? 1420 01:04:10,604 --> 01:04:11,936 BOTH: Not a problem. 1421 01:04:12,005 --> 01:04:13,972 And how do you feel about helping me 1422 01:04:14,041 --> 01:04:16,274 beat that thing and saving this city? 1423 01:04:16,343 --> 01:04:18,376 ALL: Not a problem. 1424 01:04:18,445 --> 01:04:20,278 Good. 1425 01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:24,616 Then let's extinguish the bitch. 1426 01:04:29,790 --> 01:04:30,889 Heavenly Father. 1427 01:04:30,957 --> 01:04:32,323 What? Breaking news. 1428 01:04:32,392 --> 01:04:35,460 Live pictures coming in now from downtown Miami 1429 01:04:35,529 --> 01:04:36,895 at Imagination Stadium. Damn. 1430 01:04:36,963 --> 01:04:38,696 We can now see what the military 1431 01:04:38,765 --> 01:04:41,132 has been targeting with those airstrikes. 1432 01:04:41,201 --> 01:04:44,636 My goodness. It's a giant lavalantula. 1433 01:04:44,704 --> 01:04:47,205 The entire stadium has been reduced to rubble. 1434 01:04:57,784 --> 01:05:00,085 Let's move out. 1435 01:05:00,153 --> 01:05:04,089 COL. JESTER: Well, that sure as hell ain't no itsy-bitsy spider. 1436 01:05:04,157 --> 01:05:06,091 She's really big, sir. 1437 01:05:07,627 --> 01:05:08,860 Blow her up. 1438 01:05:08,929 --> 01:05:11,029 Target is live. Proceed and destroy. 1439 01:05:11,098 --> 01:05:13,932 Roger that. All right, fellas, you heard the man. 1440 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,767 Let's go light her up. 1441 01:05:26,279 --> 01:05:27,612 Tommy's hit! We're too close! 1442 01:05:27,681 --> 01:05:29,581 Pull up! Pull up! 1443 01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:35,386 It's not working, sir! 1444 01:05:35,455 --> 01:05:36,788 Nothing is getting through! 1445 01:05:45,532 --> 01:05:47,966 Gimme, gimme. I'm gonna maintenance these. 1446 01:05:48,034 --> 01:05:50,034 Thanks a lot. Yes, yes. 1447 01:05:51,771 --> 01:05:53,238 Colton! Arni! 1448 01:05:53,306 --> 01:05:55,273 What the hell are you do-- Zip it, Colton! 1449 01:05:55,342 --> 01:05:58,276 You were a pain in the ass when your career was going in the toilet, 1450 01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:00,111 and you're a bigger pain in the ass now! 1451 01:06:00,180 --> 01:06:01,779 That's what you risked your life for to tell me? 1452 01:06:01,848 --> 01:06:04,048 I know what you're up to. Are you out of your mind?! 1453 01:06:04,117 --> 01:06:05,250 No, I've never been clearer. 1454 01:06:05,318 --> 01:06:06,484 I think I found a higher calling. 1455 01:06:06,553 --> 01:06:08,253 Higher calling, my ass. 1456 01:06:08,321 --> 01:06:10,889 You want to waltz into cities and save millions, 1457 01:06:10,957 --> 01:06:12,423 you go through me. 1458 01:06:12,492 --> 01:06:14,325 I'm your agent! 1459 01:06:14,394 --> 01:06:16,294 You think Hollywood pays well? Yeah. 1460 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:18,463 Well, wait'll we hit up Uncle Sam for your services. 1461 01:06:18,532 --> 01:06:19,497 Ooh. Really? 1462 01:06:19,566 --> 01:06:20,999 Now you want to save a city... 1463 01:06:21,067 --> 01:06:22,600 Ooh. they go through me. 1464 01:06:22,669 --> 01:06:24,002 and we're gonna make millions. 1465 01:06:24,070 --> 01:06:25,403 Millions? Millions. Millions! Millions! 1466 01:06:25,472 --> 01:06:26,638 I gotta go save the world. 1467 01:06:26,706 --> 01:06:28,106 All right. I'm gonna make some calls. 1468 01:06:28,175 --> 01:06:29,340 That's my agent. 1469 01:06:29,409 --> 01:06:30,808 You came to me. Go get 'em! 1470 01:06:30,877 --> 01:06:32,410 Amazing! Came to me! Go get 'em! 1471 01:06:32,479 --> 01:06:34,179 All right, what's the number for San Francisco? 1472 01:06:35,916 --> 01:06:37,949 She can drop 90,000 gallons 1473 01:06:38,018 --> 01:06:39,984 of fire retardant on a target 1474 01:06:40,053 --> 01:06:42,487 before you can call for more peanuts. 1475 01:06:43,890 --> 01:06:45,657 That good enough for you? 1476 01:06:45,725 --> 01:06:48,293 That'll be just fine. 1477 01:06:48,361 --> 01:06:51,596 This is gonna be a dangerous flight, Hal. 1478 01:06:51,665 --> 01:06:53,264 Man, I've flown through stuff 1479 01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:55,967 turn your butt whiter than you already are. 1480 01:06:56,036 --> 01:06:58,336 Ain't no spider gonna take me down. 1481 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:02,607 This is not your average spider. 1482 01:07:02,676 --> 01:07:05,109 That's great, but in my world, 1483 01:07:05,178 --> 01:07:08,379 if it's got eight legs, it's a damn spider. 1484 01:07:08,448 --> 01:07:12,016 Heh. Now we gonna keep wasting time talking, 1485 01:07:12,085 --> 01:07:14,686 or we gonna go ahead and take her out? 1486 01:07:16,556 --> 01:07:18,623 We're gonna take her out. 1487 01:07:29,803 --> 01:07:33,338 Sir, the missiles can't get through. 1488 01:07:33,406 --> 01:07:35,473 Well, target the ground near her feet. 1489 01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:37,575 Maybe she'll sweep the leg. 1490 01:07:37,644 --> 01:07:40,478 We can't, sir. It's her heat signature. Nothing's getting close. 1491 01:07:40,547 --> 01:07:42,580 The missiles are detonating before they can impact. 1492 01:07:42,649 --> 01:07:44,682 Colton was right. She's too hot. 1493 01:07:44,751 --> 01:07:47,151 Well, it's time for an alternative. 1494 01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:48,353 Alternative, sir? 1495 01:07:48,421 --> 01:07:49,988 Get the President on the horn. 1496 01:07:50,056 --> 01:07:51,889 We just may have to nuke my little darlin' 1497 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:52,890 straight back to hell. 1498 01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:55,593 Sir, if we do that, 1499 01:07:55,662 --> 01:07:57,829 you'll destroy the entire state. 1500 01:07:59,232 --> 01:08:00,465 Let's hope that's all. 1501 01:08:04,105 --> 01:08:07,373 Good people of Florida, 1502 01:08:07,441 --> 01:08:09,942 your state has come under attack 1503 01:08:10,011 --> 01:08:13,145 from one of the worst menaces known to modern history, 1504 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,580 a creature so heinous, 1505 01:08:14,649 --> 01:08:16,982 it can only come from the pits of Hell, 1506 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:20,819 and if we don't stop it, millions of people will die, 1507 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,889 and your great city will be reduced to ashes. 1508 01:08:23,958 --> 01:08:25,791 But not on my watch! 1509 01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:27,559 Do you know what people say 1510 01:08:27,628 --> 01:08:29,228 about the great state of Florida? 1511 01:08:29,297 --> 01:08:30,496 It's too humid. 1512 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:32,331 Yeah, yeah, th-they actually do say that. 1513 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,166 What does this Angeleno know 1514 01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:37,069 about the great state of Florida? 1515 01:08:37,138 --> 01:08:39,338 Florida is a state of winners! 1516 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:40,973 Can you tell me what NFL team 1517 01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:44,643 is the only team to be undefeated in history? 1518 01:08:44,712 --> 01:08:46,011 The Dolphins! The Dolphins! 1519 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,814 That's right. The Dolphins from '72. 1520 01:08:48,883 --> 01:08:50,749 And where did the king, LeBron James, 1521 01:08:50,818 --> 01:08:53,519 go to get his championship ring? 1522 01:08:53,587 --> 01:08:54,520 Cleveland! 1523 01:08:54,588 --> 01:08:55,854 Miami! Miami! 1524 01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:57,089 That's right, Miami. 1525 01:08:57,158 --> 01:08:58,590 And which state 1526 01:08:58,659 --> 01:08:59,925 has the most beautiful beaches, 1527 01:08:59,994 --> 01:09:02,628 the hottest women, the most golf courses? 1528 01:09:02,697 --> 01:09:05,497 And the only state to have no state income tax? 1529 01:09:05,566 --> 01:09:07,333 Alaska! 1530 01:09:07,401 --> 01:09:08,667 Nevada. 1531 01:09:08,736 --> 01:09:10,803 South Dakota's one. Yeah. 1532 01:09:10,871 --> 01:09:12,004 It's true, but, Arni, 1533 01:09:12,073 --> 01:09:13,706 I'm trying to do a hero thing here. 1534 01:09:13,774 --> 01:09:14,707 You asked a question! 1535 01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:15,941 I know, but give me a break! 1536 01:09:16,010 --> 01:09:17,509 When aliens come to visit, 1537 01:09:17,578 --> 01:09:20,112 which state do they choose? 1538 01:09:20,181 --> 01:09:21,313 Florida. 1539 01:09:23,217 --> 01:09:25,451 She's just kidding. 1540 01:09:25,519 --> 01:09:28,153 There are no aliens in Florida. 1541 01:09:28,222 --> 01:09:29,888 Okay. 1542 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,690 I don't know anything about aliens, 1543 01:09:31,759 --> 01:09:34,360 but I do know when the United States of America 1544 01:09:34,428 --> 01:09:38,030 sends a rocket into space, they don't send it 1545 01:09:38,099 --> 01:09:40,299 from Oregon or South Dakota or Nevada. 1546 01:09:40,368 --> 01:09:41,300 They send it from... 1547 01:09:41,369 --> 01:09:43,302 Florida! Florida! 1548 01:09:43,371 --> 01:09:45,304 I won this fight in Los Angeles, 1549 01:09:45,373 --> 01:09:49,308 and fate has brought me here to Florida, 1550 01:09:49,377 --> 01:09:52,411 and together, there's no way we're gonna lose. 1551 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,813 Amen. Amen. Yeah. 1552 01:09:54,882 --> 01:09:56,348 Tonight we win! 1553 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:58,417 ALL: We win! We win! 1554 01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:01,186 We win! We win! 1555 01:10:03,057 --> 01:10:05,023 Yeah. That's right. 1556 01:10:05,092 --> 01:10:06,058 That's right. Yeah! 1557 01:10:09,897 --> 01:10:11,196 Can somebody help me down? 1558 01:10:11,265 --> 01:10:12,531 I got you, buddy! I got you. 1559 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:13,899 Thank you, Arni. Swing your leg down. 1560 01:10:13,968 --> 01:10:15,334 I have to swing my legs down. 1561 01:10:15,403 --> 01:10:16,368 Okay, then I go-- All right. 1562 01:10:16,437 --> 01:10:17,669 1, 2, 3. Go! 1563 01:10:17,738 --> 01:10:19,571 Yo, Arni! My God! 1564 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,008 Colt, if the missiles can't get close enough without detonating, 1565 01:10:23,077 --> 01:10:25,611 how are you gonna get close enough in the plane? 1566 01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:27,546 I got this, sweetie. 1567 01:10:27,615 --> 01:10:29,915 You just stay here in the hangar. 1568 01:10:29,984 --> 01:10:32,084 I'll be back. 1569 01:10:34,488 --> 01:10:36,288 You better be back. 1570 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:38,590 Promise. 1571 01:10:38,659 --> 01:10:39,892 Love you. 1572 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,226 Get some coolant right here. 1573 01:10:43,497 --> 01:10:45,197 Let's go ahead and mark it off. 1574 01:10:45,266 --> 01:10:46,698 Hey, we're all clear over here. 1575 01:10:56,110 --> 01:10:57,810 ...3, Philadelphia. 1576 01:10:57,878 --> 01:10:59,878 300,000 for Allentown. 1577 01:10:59,947 --> 01:11:02,114 Hey, turn that up. Okay. 1578 01:11:02,183 --> 01:11:03,449 Continuing our live coverage now 1579 01:11:03,517 --> 01:11:05,584 of this catastrophic event. 1580 01:11:05,653 --> 01:11:07,453 Miami has been evacuated, 1581 01:11:07,521 --> 01:11:11,457 and the military continues to pound this enormous beast 1582 01:11:11,525 --> 01:11:14,560 in what is now being called "Arachnid Freedom." 1583 01:11:14,628 --> 01:11:17,930 COLTON: Hal, how do we get close enough to that thing without being seen? 1584 01:11:17,998 --> 01:11:20,799 If we take her high enough, the plane will freeze. 1585 01:11:20,868 --> 01:11:23,101 Mr. West, stand by for Colonel Jester. 1586 01:11:23,170 --> 01:11:24,102 COL. JESTER: Colton! 1587 01:11:24,171 --> 01:11:25,971 How's it going, Colonel? 1588 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:28,340 I think you damn well know how it's going, Mr. West. 1589 01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,943 Don't you worry. We got a plan that'll save us all. 1590 01:11:31,011 --> 01:11:32,511 Well, we got our own plan. 1591 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:33,979 No, no, no. 1592 01:11:34,048 --> 01:11:36,415 You cannot nuke Miami, sir. That's insane. 1593 01:11:36,484 --> 01:11:37,649 Well, who said anything about that? 1594 01:11:37,718 --> 01:11:38,684 I've made that movie, 1595 01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:40,819 and it always ends with nukes. 1596 01:11:40,888 --> 01:11:42,821 You just can't do it. You gotta trust me on this one. 1597 01:11:42,890 --> 01:11:46,625 Sir, we picked up a C-130 entering the restricted no-fly zone. 1598 01:11:48,362 --> 01:11:49,661 Colton, is that you 1599 01:11:49,730 --> 01:11:51,663 riding through a restricted air zone? 1600 01:11:51,732 --> 01:11:53,665 You're gonna get yourself killed. 1601 01:11:53,734 --> 01:11:55,801 I'm trying to tell you we've got a plan, 1602 01:11:55,870 --> 01:11:57,269 but you gotta listen to me. 1603 01:11:57,338 --> 01:11:59,538 I've got 90,000 gallons of fire retardant 1604 01:11:59,607 --> 01:12:01,006 that says I know what I'm doing. 1605 01:12:01,075 --> 01:12:02,975 I love all your films, Colton, 1606 01:12:03,043 --> 01:12:04,543 but we're out of time 1607 01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:06,478 for any Hollywood half-baked rewrites. 1608 01:12:06,547 --> 01:12:08,647 Look, I took one of these things out 1609 01:12:08,716 --> 01:12:10,349 without the military and without you, 1610 01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:12,451 and I'll be damned if I can't take another, 1611 01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,485 but I'm gonna need your he-- 1612 01:12:19,226 --> 01:12:20,225 Holy... 1613 01:12:23,397 --> 01:12:25,797 The repeated military attacks on this enormous creature 1614 01:12:25,866 --> 01:12:28,333 are failing to have their intended effect, 1615 01:12:28,402 --> 01:12:31,637 but we understand new reports are filtering in, 1616 01:12:31,705 --> 01:12:33,639 and you are hearing this correctly, 1617 01:12:33,707 --> 01:12:36,542 that Colton West is piloting a civilian aircraft 1618 01:12:36,610 --> 01:12:37,876 into the hot zone. 1619 01:12:45,719 --> 01:12:46,652 Pull up! 1620 01:12:56,263 --> 01:12:57,930 KYLE: Incoming! 1621 01:12:57,998 --> 01:12:59,765 COLTON: Brace yourself. 1622 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,600 Tail! 1623 01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:06,738 Marty, you guys all right back there? 1624 01:13:06,807 --> 01:13:08,574 We're hit! I repeat, we're hit, captain! 1625 01:13:08,642 --> 01:13:10,242 How bad's the damage? 1626 01:13:10,311 --> 01:13:11,710 We're in a plane full of smoke! 1627 01:13:11,779 --> 01:13:13,245 How bad do you think it is? 1628 01:13:13,314 --> 01:13:15,681 It's bad! It's very, very bad! 1629 01:13:15,749 --> 01:13:17,583 Come on, Colton. No more screwing around here. 1630 01:13:17,651 --> 01:13:18,684 Just hold on. 1631 01:13:18,752 --> 01:13:20,886 I do not have time to hold on, 1632 01:13:20,955 --> 01:13:22,120 and neither do you. 1633 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,022 We gotta get higher. 1634 01:13:24,091 --> 01:13:26,058 Right now, I'm just hoping it stays together. 1635 01:13:26,126 --> 01:13:27,693 If she sees us, it won't matter. 1636 01:13:27,761 --> 01:13:29,595 Colton-- Colonel, just trust me. 1637 01:13:29,663 --> 01:13:31,363 Get your fighters in position, 1638 01:13:31,432 --> 01:13:33,265 and wait for my mark. Colton! 1639 01:13:33,334 --> 01:13:35,734 I don't think I could take her any higher! 1640 01:13:35,803 --> 01:13:36,969 Come on! Come on! 1641 01:13:40,975 --> 01:13:44,710 Aw, no! No, no! Aw, man, we're in a stall! 1642 01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:56,989 Come on! 1643 01:13:57,057 --> 01:13:59,124 Gaah! He's so bad at this! 1644 01:13:59,193 --> 01:14:01,293 Hey, what are you doing up there?! 1645 01:14:01,362 --> 01:14:03,595 Not good! This is not good! 1646 01:14:03,664 --> 01:14:04,896 Come on! Colton, 1647 01:14:04,965 --> 01:14:06,898 your plane is in a dead stall. 1648 01:14:06,967 --> 01:14:09,668 I'm sorry, but it's time for my plan now. 1649 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:11,303 No! No nukes, Colonel! 1650 01:14:11,372 --> 01:14:12,804 Don't count us out yet! 1651 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:18,310 Marty, get the payload ready. 1652 01:14:18,379 --> 01:14:20,612 Houston, we got a damn problem. 1653 01:14:20,681 --> 01:14:22,581 What? He's right! 1654 01:14:22,650 --> 01:14:25,117 The drop mechanism is malfunctioning. 1655 01:14:25,185 --> 01:14:26,251 The bay doors won't open. 1656 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,920 That's not good. Not good? 1657 01:14:28,989 --> 01:14:30,255 Our odds of getting out of this alive are-- 1658 01:14:30,324 --> 01:14:31,690 Never tell me the odds! 1659 01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:34,259 You get this plane out of a stall, 1660 01:14:34,328 --> 01:14:37,129 and, Hal, get the bay doors open. 1661 01:14:46,573 --> 01:14:48,807 They're headed right for her, sir. 1662 01:14:48,876 --> 01:14:52,778 That son of a bitch is going kamikaze on us. 1663 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,322 I've got the controls back! 1664 01:15:05,392 --> 01:15:07,826 I'm coming home, Elizabeth! 1665 01:15:07,895 --> 01:15:09,628 COLTON: Hal, open the bay doors! 1666 01:15:09,697 --> 01:15:13,198 I can't. The mechanism is still fried, man. 1667 01:15:13,267 --> 01:15:14,733 You gotta cut the hydraulic cables. 1668 01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:17,135 What do you mean? You can't drop the payload? 1669 01:15:17,204 --> 01:15:18,503 We have no power at all! 1670 01:15:18,572 --> 01:15:20,639 The only way this is gonna work is manual. 1671 01:15:20,708 --> 01:15:22,841 We gotta do it manual, or we all die, savvy? 1672 01:15:22,910 --> 01:15:24,576 But wait. We gotta be closer. 1673 01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:26,211 If we drop this now, it's just gonna 1674 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,246 disperse into nothing over Florida. 1675 01:15:30,951 --> 01:15:32,551 Then I'm going down with it. 1676 01:15:37,791 --> 01:15:40,225 Kyle, cut the cable! 1677 01:15:40,294 --> 01:15:42,094 Okay. 1678 01:15:45,599 --> 01:15:47,866 Hal, patch me into the hanger. 1679 01:15:47,935 --> 01:15:48,867 All right, man. 1680 01:15:48,936 --> 01:15:51,269 Raya! 1681 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:54,873 That red light in the sky, that's for you, honey. 1682 01:15:54,942 --> 01:15:58,210 You tell your mom and Wyatt that I love 'em. 1683 01:15:58,278 --> 01:15:59,444 Dad! 1684 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:00,545 I love you! 1685 01:16:00,614 --> 01:16:02,013 I love you! 1686 01:16:04,284 --> 01:16:06,084 Ahoy. 1687 01:16:07,654 --> 01:16:11,356 Hey, Colton, are you sure about this? 1688 01:16:11,425 --> 01:16:13,525 Just like old times, Marty! 1689 01:16:13,594 --> 01:16:15,060 Damn! 1690 01:16:15,129 --> 01:16:16,762 Let's go! 1691 01:16:16,830 --> 01:16:19,030 Go get 'em, baby! 1692 01:16:19,099 --> 01:16:20,866 Yee-hah! 1693 01:16:20,934 --> 01:16:22,734 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1694 01:16:22,803 --> 01:16:25,137 Let's go! Ha ha ha ha! 1695 01:16:34,014 --> 01:16:35,447 Yahoo! 1696 01:16:35,516 --> 01:16:36,581 Whah ha ha ha ha! 1697 01:16:36,650 --> 01:16:38,650 Colonel, we're getting intel 1698 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,319 that Colton West is doing a HALO drop into the hot zone. 1699 01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:42,487 He what? 1700 01:16:47,161 --> 01:16:50,729 Yippee-ki-yay, gargantulantula! 1701 01:16:53,801 --> 01:16:56,902 Ha ha ha ha-. 1702 01:17:01,107 --> 01:17:03,575 Indiana Jones got nothing over this guy. 1703 01:17:03,644 --> 01:17:07,145 Spiders. I hate spiders. 1704 01:17:21,662 --> 01:17:22,794 HAL: She's down. 1705 01:17:22,863 --> 01:17:24,796 What the hell's going on up there? 1706 01:17:24,865 --> 01:17:26,098 Colonel, hit her with all you got. 1707 01:17:26,167 --> 01:17:27,800 Who's this? 1708 01:17:27,868 --> 01:17:28,801 Now! 1709 01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:32,638 Fire. 1710 01:17:39,616 --> 01:17:41,115 Direct hit, sir. 1711 01:17:41,184 --> 01:17:42,116 Yeah! Yeah! 1712 01:17:45,789 --> 01:17:47,155 Target is destroyed. 1713 01:17:47,224 --> 01:17:48,456 I repeat, target is destroyed! 1714 01:17:54,898 --> 01:17:56,164 Yeah! 1715 01:17:56,233 --> 01:17:57,498 Son of a bitch. 1716 01:17:57,567 --> 01:17:58,833 He did it again. 1717 01:17:58,902 --> 01:17:59,834 Right on! 1718 01:18:01,204 --> 01:18:02,136 All right! 1719 01:18:05,909 --> 01:18:07,508 ...talking about, fellas. Good job. 1720 01:18:07,577 --> 01:18:09,244 What about West, sir? 1721 01:18:19,589 --> 01:18:22,223 He couldn't possibly have made it. 1722 01:18:30,267 --> 01:18:31,199 Real good job. Hey. 1723 01:18:31,268 --> 01:18:32,767 Look. 1724 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:38,106 Good job, man. 1725 01:19:24,354 --> 01:19:25,887 Remember me? 1726 01:19:27,524 --> 01:19:28,589 Come here. 1727 01:19:31,227 --> 01:19:32,794 Where's my buddy? 1728 01:19:32,862 --> 01:19:34,262 God! 1729 01:19:34,331 --> 01:19:35,830 Yeah. Ho ho! 1730 01:19:35,899 --> 01:19:37,231 Let me see here. 1731 01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:38,232 Colonel. 1732 01:19:40,737 --> 01:19:41,903 Colton West. 1733 01:19:41,972 --> 01:19:44,605 Told you. We had a plan. 1734 01:19:44,674 --> 01:19:45,807 Glad you made it. 1735 01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:47,608 Yeah, well, thankfully I did, 1736 01:19:47,677 --> 01:19:51,612 but the gargantulantula, she wasn't as lucky. 1737 01:19:51,681 --> 01:19:53,681 She's terminated, all right. 1738 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,483 It's a job well done, boy. 1739 01:19:55,552 --> 01:19:57,085 Sorry I ever doubted you. 1740 01:19:57,153 --> 01:19:58,920 You know what? 1741 01:19:58,989 --> 01:20:00,655 I'm gonna take my whole battalion 1742 01:20:00,724 --> 01:20:03,491 to see your next movie twice. 1743 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:04,959 Well, thank you, General. 1744 01:20:05,028 --> 01:20:06,160 It's Colonel. Whatever. 1745 01:20:13,870 --> 01:20:15,603 My little girl. 1746 01:20:15,672 --> 01:20:17,138 I love you, Dad. 1747 01:20:17,207 --> 01:20:18,840 I love you, too. 1748 01:20:18,908 --> 01:20:20,441 Wait a minute. 1749 01:20:20,510 --> 01:20:21,976 You called me Dad. 1750 01:20:22,045 --> 01:20:25,013 That's the sweetest thing you could say to me. 1751 01:20:25,081 --> 01:20:27,682 Deal with it. Gladly. 1752 01:20:27,751 --> 01:20:30,551 And you cannot tell your mom about any of this. 1753 01:20:30,620 --> 01:20:32,553 Dad, it's all over the news. 1754 01:20:32,622 --> 01:20:34,856 I guess she's used to it. 1755 01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:36,657 Come here. 1756 01:20:36,726 --> 01:20:38,359 Just remember, guys, 1757 01:20:38,428 --> 01:20:39,861 it doesn't matter if you win 1758 01:20:39,929 --> 01:20:41,963 by an inch or a lavalandslide. 1759 01:20:42,032 --> 01:20:44,032 Winning is winning! 1760 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:45,133 Yes! 1761 01:20:45,201 --> 01:20:47,835 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1761 01:20:48,305 --> 01:20:54,920 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in BSPlayer CTRL P > Subtitles > Online Subtitles